Recently tried the Olivia Rodrigo “Pretty Pink Baja Blast” at Taco Bell. And it was fine and all but I’d rather try the Olivia Rodrigo pretty pink asshole, huh? Amirite fellas

You know I wasn’t a huge fan of regular copulation, but that’s miles better than all of this forced copulation

Hate when bands I like are manned by ugly fellas. Cause it means all these good love songs or breakup songs are probably about ugly ladies

Lucy Craig brutally raped two fraternity boys. In her own statement she admitted one was drugged so bad he passed out and the other was dry heaving. Women are so sick

People are saying we live in one of the most racist eras of all time. But with the Cornell 7 we had 1 Asian 2 black kids 1 Lopez and 3 whites (Eastern European) this is good, well besides the raping part

I’ve started just accepting when bartenders give me the wrong drink. I know your game you alcoholic punk, it’s mine now

Always the ones you least expect

Caught an episode of the Pitt because of my girlfriend. Cant believe a post trump world allowed a show this gay and Jewish

Tragedy in Nepal last week, upwards of 5000 dead due to the floods. On the bright side 133 Indian nationals took a shower for the very first time. My heart goes out to all

I remember a time when GTA was a game that you weren’t allowed to play and the only experience you got was when going to a kids house that smelled like cigarettes and mildew. But now it’s a dating simulator? What a fall from grace

The left still doesn’t have an answer for this, they couldn’t imagine such a cat

Hate how often my mph is at the mercy of fatsos walking slowly

RT @RajSingh_Jakhar: In Bulandshahr, Uttar Pradesh, reports of cow urine adulteration are emerging. Middlemen buy pure cow urine from farme…

I just found out that child pornagraphy is the incorrect term, the correct term is CSAM which stands for child sexual assault material, but who would ever wanna watch that

O here comes the shit, followed by the obligatory wiping of the anus, can someone please come up with and original story!?????

My mom spent $55 on the grogu popcorn bowl when we went to the theater. For that price the little fuck should be a rubber detachable fucktoy I can use midway through mortal Kombat 2 starring Karl Urban as Johnny Cafe

@OzzyOsbourne @kanyewest Thank you Ozzy for standing up to the Jew-hater Kanye West.

Shabbat Shalom to the Prince of Darkness!!

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A vid I made dressed up for halloween

Did I do it right? @Edelman11 @RobGronkowski @bradybrand 😬😬