Just LOOK at this awesome email I got from our FabCon/SQLCon team today. Tech Conferences is KILLIN IT.
The agenda went live today. Congrats to ALL the speakers that were selected. Check it out aka.ms/fabcon-agenda Register today!
#FabCon #SQLCon #PowerBI #SQLServer #RTI

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This brief chat on "How to Become an MVP" was super fun to do. It's always a great day when you get to chat with Patrick LeBlanc @patrickdba
#PowerBI #MVPBuzz
#SQLServer #MicrosoftFabric #FabricTechTalk

We've proudly kicked off a Microsoft Fabric Databases video series with #DataExposed & @AnalyticAnna Episodes over the next few months will keep you informed about the latest advancements.
Watch now youtu.be/uYBIBZDHAeg
#MicrosoftFabric #AzureSQL #FabricDatabases
#SQLinFabric

Hey @spaghettidba oops I did it again. Cappuccino in the evening.

Attending #MicrosoftIgnite? If you're an Influencer, a Creator, a podcaster or want to grab a quick video, stop by the Community Hub. We have a gorgeous Creator Space for you to use. Just stop and sign up to block your 20 minutes. Tues 11a-7pm, Wed & Thurs 8:30a-6pm
#MVPIgnite

You saw our big news in the #MicrosoftIgnite Keynote. Bring all your questions to a fireside chat with Shireesh Thota, CVP Databases
#AzureData #FabricDatabases
The Hub in the Community Space Wednesday, Nov 10 11:00 AM – 11:45 AM Add it to your calendar
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@DanielGlenn How else may I assist you?

It's 8pm, I have cappuccino.
For anyone know where @spaghettidba is?

@nocentino @bweissman @GFritchey @bobwardms I feel like I should reply with a picture of the back of John & Monica's heads, since we're doing that today.
#MonicaNotPictured
#JohnForScale
@SqlrUs @SQLEspresso

"JD Vance is the Nickelback of the Republican Party." from @JoshJohnson on @AriMelber @TheBeatWithAri sent me over the edge. #MSNBC

@RonFilipkowski It's a cult.

Next up @GuyInACube Adam & @patrickdba are showing us CoPilot in Power BI
I heard a rumor that it might write better DAX than Patrick.

@bweissman @bobwardms Well @mauridb is using AI to help him order beer in Germany but @MuazmaZahid is keeping us on the right path.

@bweissman Now @bobwardms is taking us through his journey to learn about AI and building Generative AI apps with databases. #sqlkonferenz #keynote

Here we go, @bweissman is on the stage and is time to get things rolling.

Ready for the keynote!
Kicking off #SQLKonferenz with @oengels, @bweissman @FrankGeisler @SQLMissSunshine, @DataMonsterBen, the rest of the PASS Germany board, #Damon and a room full of data monsters!

If anyone would have bet money that I'd have heard and sung along with Tina Turner's Proud Mary in an Oktoberfest tent, I'd have taken that bet and LOST. Lost big!

If a group of flamingos is called a flamboyance and a group of Zebras is called a dazzle...
What do you call a group of Chris/Kris?

Getting ready to kick off a talk on Allyship with @bweissman at #FabConEurope

Another #sqlselfie with @SQLEspresso this time in Stockholm. And of course, it wouldn't be the same without a #sqlphotobomb from @SqlrUs

Hey @Converse there's still time. With a dissent collar or a strand of pearls...

How it started.... How it's going...
cc @jasehimm @SQLEspresso @SqlrUs @diverdown1964

So this art installation is outside my Stockholm hotel. Every time I see it, I sing to myself "Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?" 🎵🎶

Day or night
Stockholm is beautiful.

@texasamy You've undressed a mannequin without asking a store clerk or without asking the mannequin? Or both?

@KoprowskiT There's also a great Adam Ant song "Strip" It would be an excellent choice too.
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@omer_colakoglu @jasehimm We'll have to wait and see. I will not be wearing a robe or pointy hat though

I will donate $1000 to @KamalaHarris @KamalaHQ tonight for Kamala to roll her eyes and say "You a DAMN lie" with all the power of her ancestors.
Its not grammatically correct but we all know what it means and we all look around to see who's in trouble when we hear it. #MatchMe

@SQLMCT I'll let you google that one.

Is this @TheOnion ?

So the salon where I get my hair done described itself as "beauty & well being" place. They sell crystals, candles and have tarot cards & spiritualist books around. But thisv throw pillow SENT ME over the edge. 🤣🤣🤣

This sweet baby wants to come to #sqlkonferenz with me next month. She's got Damon ready to go.

@ask_aubry Dude has been red pilled. He's telling you who he is and what he believes about you. He's telling you with his whole chest. Believe him.
Imagine raising children, boys or girls, with this man

Live footage of me today. All day every day, actually.

Hard work bearing fruit. Lots of pieces falling into place. I think we've got some big, big things in store for the community.

As a surprise, my amazing husband bought me 2 tickets to see @HillaryClinton LIVE in Atlanta at the Fabulous Fox Theater this Fall. I'll do my best to not fan girl out or be hysterical but no promises.

Dear @TIME Can't wait to review 8 yrs of headlines to find those giving Trump advice on how to communicate better. Or even string 2 sentences together in a coherent thought. Doubt I'll find any.
Journalistic integrity would require you to hold all candidates to the same standard.

Super excited to share that after a lot of hard work, I've been promoted to Principal PM Manager at Microsoft. Same job I've been doing for a while but finally the title to match. Thanks go out to lots of people that helped along the way. #MicrosoftLife #ILoveMyJob

Effective immediately, I'll no longer be saying "He means well." because at this point, in the year of our Lord Dolly Parton, he should know better. The field in which I grow my benefits of the doubt is barren.

According to the article, the moon is not made of green cheese. I didn't read past that first sentence, but I'm pretty sure it's queso blanco. It's the only alternative I'll accept.

Simply put, they are out of their minds.

Imagine seeing a son so bursting with pride for his dad that he cries and deciding its worthy of mockery. Then learning the son is non-verbal learning disabled & sticking with your position.
I pity you, having never felt that kind of love & pride for someone.
#WeAreNotTheSame

The DNC this week, being in Illinois, has got me feeling like this....
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@notaboutthecell @sqlatspeed @ShbWatson It really is the best way

I didn't expect to feel all the feels when @HillaryClinton walked onto the DNC stage tonight. It's amazing how it almost cuts as deep tonight as it did in 2016.

@lissijean @Delta Someone call the cops, there's been a murder.

Wrapping up a great week at #techcon365 in DC today. @jasehimm & John White delivered a #PowerBI pre-con, @bobwardms talked #SQL #AI & #Fabric
Highlights
+Ask @Microsoft Anything panel
+Great engaged attendees
+A charity drive to donate old conf tees
+Cupcakes & ice cream

@MS_KellyKaye Read the rules, Kelly. Do you own the rights to those images?

Also, your obsession with glitter is becoming unhealthy. I feel like we may need a craft intervention.
#GlitterMafia

@jas_12 Watching other dudes melt down over this is like a dopamine sundae though. They're ranting that it's so unmasculine! Bless their hearts.

@sinclairinat0r You chose wisely

These contributions in the spotlight cover #PowerBI #RealTimeIntelligence #DataScience #MicrosoftFabric Intros and Learning from more great community contributors
@ignacho_07 @GBrueckl @kevchant @Mohammedadnant @DataMozart
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My daughter's birthday was this week. My husband gifted her yellow roses which was sweet enough. But he gave me a dozen roses in beautiful shades of red just because.
❤️👫🌹🌷🥀🌷

Well, I've had enough of entitled people for today. I'm going to step away from my laptop.

Sometimes you get told no and that's okay. You should learn to accept that. Throwing a hissy fit is unattractive.

@pikerdoo1 @TrumpDailyPosts What I picture when I see this
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Yet another reason that I love @SenWarren She's got her eyes on the prize. She knows our democracy is at stake and that if you aren't offering a solution, you're part of the problem. #BidenIsOurNominee
I still wish she hadn't dropped out on 2020. She'd be an amazing president.

Hey @RepAdamSchiff I baked you some shut-the-fucupcakes.
You need to dance with the girl that brought you. It's past midnight. This would have been something to say last year. Doing this without offering a VIABLE solution only makes it worse. You've become part of the problem.

Listening to #DataPlatformMVP @ShbWatson educate me all about the Data Lakehouse in #MicrosoftFabric at the July meeting of @AtlAzureData #FabricCommunity #MVPBuzz

Happy birthday to my ride or die! @SQLEspresso
Get you a bestie that always has your back. That celebrates your wins or asks whose ass are we need to kick. Then hold onto her forever.

Happy actual birthday @bweissman
It's good to have a friend like you in my life.

This just showed up in my Instagram feed and I knew right away I needed to share it with @sinclairinat0r
You're welcome

Paid extra to get an @amazon package here this morning. They emailed me at 7:30pm that it's still coming tonight. Amazon webpage tells me tomorrow.
So frustrating. Just tell me when you think it'll get here. But don't lie to me. If you were my boyfriend, I'd have dumped you.

Have you seen the moon tonight? It's amazing.

@tooronlists Gives me "hello fellow kids" vibes

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
🎶🎵❤️🍓
My mother in law brought fresh strawberries & a @SaraLeeDesserts pound cake with her when she came to dinner tonight. I'm about to dive into this.

Wishing a blessed time of reflection, devotion, and joy to all my friends observing Eid-ul-Adha.

The label reads "chocolate chip message cookie" Hey Publix Bakery, what message is this supposed to send?

Don't know what a bump stock is? It will essentially convert a semi automatic weapon (on trigger pull, one bullet) into an automatic weapons. Here's a great video where he explains the what, but demos firing w/o at 2 mins & w/ at 4 mins. It's staggering.
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My husband vacuum sealed them in small batches, just like he does his bacon. ❤️

Once I accidentally ordered 600 coffee filters. This time, it was kind of 5lbs of Twizzlers.
1) Didn't fully grasp how many Twizzlers are in a pound
2) Thought they'd be individually wrapped
3) I like them & don't care if they taste like fruity plastic
4) Gotta vacuum seal 'em

That's a lot of words say "you can hide that you're a trash human being" now to some people on Twitter.

@politico How far gone is Donalds?
This far gone.

Hey @GilbertQue my dog Moose loves this cow. She doesn't chew on it or damage it, she gently carries it around. I take it away & put it back on the shelf. She gets it again.
I should get her to do a commercial for your consultancy. 🤣🐶
#FourMoo

@Restinbeachface Current status: creating a trip hazard.

I mean, monitoring the house at the half way point between mom & dad.

Looking for new cocktail ideas using ingredients I have on hand & lots of Moscow Mule stuff popped up. Including this.
Should I be surprised that some egos are so fragile they worry about this? Drink what you like. Or don't.
Don't judge what others drink. Mind your business.

@OhNoSheTwitnt I think they meant to add Donald Trump's face to this image.

@notaboutthecell @JenMsft Future Alex says the same thing about Past Alex.

It sounds like its you. You. You're the problem, it's you.

@RonFilipkowski He needs to focus on appeals, better attorneys, writing his mercy statement for sentencing.

I need someone to send him the DVD for "Get Hard"

I'll just leave this here. Cheers y'all.

@MS_KellyKaye i'll just leave this here

One from this afternoon at Mendenhall Glacier Park
One from this evening heading out of Juneau

@FrankGeisler Those were taken just outside Juneau, Alaska.
Today we did Juneau and Mendenhall Glacier Park.

Planned this vacation over a year ago, long before #MicrosoftBuild was scheduled. I almost have serious FOMO. Almost but not quite.
My view this morning.

Dear @Clear
Your product is broken. It has saved me no time at all. The Clear TSA line is longer than the regular TSA line. Its so much longer, your staff rerouted a few dozen people from the line to go through regular TSA.
Remind me why I pay extra for my family

This ad on @MSNBC is so sketchy.
He's Dan. Just Dan. No last name. But he's totally the co-founder. Trust him.
Honestly, I need to hear the other co-founders at this point. Has anyone even seen them?
Or maybe this is a set up for Dan taking the fall when the market goes south.

His bag didn't go to MDW in spite of promises. It went to ORD. @Delta didn't offer to courier it to him but gave him a taxi voucher to travel 50 minutes to go get it himself.
When he got the bag, well, it's seen some things. Bad things. It's a total loss. 😳

My dog is just so pretty! Look at her.
#ChocolateMoose

How to Pass Exam DP-600
Tonight May 7 7PM Mexico City It's the #ExamCram #MicrosftFabric Learn Together initiative in Spanish. Content taught by #MVPBuzz @javier_vill and MCT @fgzuniga with @gbissio working hard to answer all of your questions in chat.
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Wishing you a very happy birthday @MS_KellyKaye

It's 9:30pm. I just finished an amazing Italian dinner. To finish everything off, my husband got espresso. I got a cappuccino.
I wanted to make sure you knew, Gianluca @spaghettidba 🤌🇮🇹☕

At #m365conf this week and they have a @heddamaven sticker in the community lounge. An absolutely, unexpected but delightful surprise. #WootWoot

@DevinCow Some of those that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses

Dinner out tonight, nothing fancy.

Today, is my wedding anniversary. On the perfect date, I married my perfect match. Who loves me for my imperfections. Surrounded by my perfect set of imperfect friends.

So pleased to have @Quest back as a sponsor for #sqlsatatl and so was Jeremy Nathan, I think. He won the Meta Quest 2 VR Head set that they gave away during the raffle.