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I have been trying to riff with Barack Obama in his replies for twelve years
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Obama knew damn well that The Dress was white and gold. But he hid that knowledge from the public. For years.
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That moment when you have to tell your kid the Flintstones died before Christ’s sacrifice and cannot enter God’s kingdom
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I don't care how many years you have been alive, if you are still talking about being canceled in 2026 you are 44 years or older.
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You were so busy worrying about the Cheesecake Factory you didn't even notice that they changed the Cracker Barrel logo again
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Lots of people who claim to want open borders seem mad about this for some reason?
🇧🇷BOLSONARO REPORTEDLY FLEEING BRAZIL FOR THE UNITED STATES
Flávio Bolsonaro is reportedly en route to the US, according to allies cited by Brazilian newspaper Folha de S.Paulo, two days after losing the presidential election to Lula.
The reported departure follows a Supreme Court order to surrender his passports amid criminal investigations. Brazilian authorities subsequently cancelled his Brazilian passport.
Allies claim he traveled through Argentina, although his route and whereabouts remain unconfirmed.
The key takeaway: Reports of Bolsonaro's departure raise the prospect of a new diplomatic and legal dispute involving Brazil and the US.
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You're soft, kid. A goofy goober. And ain't no goofy goober ever driven cattle to Sedalia.
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In 97% of divorces, the marriage was officiated by a white person #CrackersCauseBrokenHomes #NoWhiteOfficiants #Marriage
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Integrity Guy retweeted
why do so many of you guys have blue checkmark accounts now lol
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Integrity Guy retweeted
The NYC Gay Men’s Chorus Voting song has extended the viability of bourgeois democracy by at least a century.
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Integrity Guy retweeted
God we are so fucking easy to scam. If he said he liked Twin Peaks we'd let him start executing immigrants in Times Square.
Talked to @CurtisSliwa today at the bodega he said, “I used to debate who was better Trotsky or Stalin, I’m a Trotsky guy”
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Integrity Guy retweeted
Cornel West: Now Brother Barney is purple AND green. And even Brother Barney knows class struggle is not a struggle BETWEEN classes, but rather a struggle to eliminate class altogether.
Norm Finklestein: I’m sorry. I’m sorry. You would call this reptilian imbecile your brother?
Norm Finklestein: I’m sorry. I’m sorry. You would call this reptilian imbecile your brother?
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