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My trans jokes are better than Dave Chappelle's trans jokes.
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InkMasterbator retweeted
Well, well, well, if it isn’t what we’ve been telling people for a decade.
Where does the money for anti-trans organizations come from? Nine funders, five recipients, one picture. Most of it moves through donor-advised funds, so the original donors stay hidden.
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I don't know about y'all, but I don't have it in me to watch another DC reboot.
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I'm just done with DC and the constant reboots. Bibleman was already perfect, leave it alone! Is nothing sacred anymore?
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RT @BigSister_TAE: I’m fucking in love with this piece that @InkMasterbator did for me omg most feminizing thing I’ve done since transition…
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InkMasterbator retweeted
This will be the sixth time we have destroyed the DC cinematic universe, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it.
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We really got another DC reboot before GTA6
James Gunn and Peter Safran will no longer run DC Studios.

Jeremy Latcham, who previously served as a producer at Marvel Studios, is taking over DC.

(Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-n…)
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I used to have a mogwai tattoo. I say "used to" because immediately after getting it I went swimming down in the river, didn't wear sunscreen, then spilled Uber delivery Taco Bell on it after midnight. So now I have a Gremlins tattoo.
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InkMasterbator retweeted
I dated a guy without telling him I'm trans, the guilt ate me alive. One afternoon I told him "Babe. I have to come clean so I'm just going to say it, I'm trans". A look of shock glazed over his face as my dick fell out of his mouth and he goes "How could you trick me like this?"
This might come as a surprise to some but trans women don’t owe the men they’re dating anything - that includes telling them we’re trans!

Unless you’re trans yourself you have no right to comment on this - period 🏳️‍⚧️
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Facial feminization surgery? You mean a face transplant?
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You mean the same Republicans that were ok with Dave Chappelle constantly mocking trans people because "Dave makes fun of everyone, so you all just need to learn to take a joke"?
Republicans are melting down over this…

Dave Chappelle : “Ever since that guy Charlie Kirk got murdered, and I shouldn’t say this publicly but…. I feel better.”

I thought that comedians were able to say whatever they wanted since they were comedians. That’s what you all told me when Roseanne Barr and Tony Hinchcliffe said racist crap.
x.com/FreeThinkerFit…
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I tried some of this Forrest Gump coffee and I got to tell you, it runs right through you.
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Cloud: We should do each others makeup!

Link: Let me change in to my Gerudo outfit!
Absolutely certain they’d be best friends.
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"I don't mind Marvel expanding on the contributions of other brilliant minds, but they're making it look like Tony simply purchased somebody else's inventions"

Lazy writing, that's just ElonMusk.
Why is Marvel slowly diminishing Tony Stark's legacy after his death in the MCU?

First, they showed that the holographic technology(BARF) was developed by Mysterio and later acquired by Tony.

Now, in VisionQuest, they've undermined Tony's entire AI legacy, making JARVIS, nd even Vision seem like they're simply built on someone else's base code.

I don't mind Marvel expanding on the contributions of other brilliant minds, but they're making it look like Tony simply purchased somebody else's inventions.
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Gives new meaning to the classic phrase "Go pound sand"
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Playing the Ocarina of Time remake and it's odd seeing the game adapted to modern times. For example, as kid Link, Hyrule lake is beautiful. Then when you come back as adult Link the lake is nearly all dried up. Like damn, even Hyrule got data centers.
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Wow Ganondorf just rolled up in a Cybertruck and asked what day/night will be the wildest party at Kakariko Village.
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I know I said no more tail today, I lied. Here's a few more from the other night.
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Waiting for the few remaining maga loyalists to beg Trump to pardon Russell Brand.
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No tail today, only trail pics.
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