This Abdul El-Sayed supporter’s t-shirt says, “MAGA - Mexicans aren’t going anywhere”

WE'VE GOT A BLOCKBUSTER! 👀

Connor Hellebuyck is headed to the @NJDevils!

Jordyn Woods-Towns shows off the two rings in one year 🔥🔥

One day you’ll realize that your mom wasn’t decorating the house for Christmas because she had extra time.

She was doing it because she wanted you to have memories.

The lights. The cookies. The same decorations every year.

All that effort was love.

before HDMI cords we had to match the colors to the tv like u were defusing a bomb

Barzal the goat

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It’s actually crazy how you grow up thinking home-cooked meals every day are just normal, then get older and realise how much time and effort it took your Mom to make that happen and how lucky you were to have that.

Being in your 50s is honestly hilarious. 😂

One friend is a grandma, another still has a 10-year-old at home. One is celebrating 25 years of marriage, while another is dating someone who’s 25. One looks like they haven’t aged since 35, and another threw their back out just by sneezing.

Some are planning retirement, others are starting over after divorce. Some are becoming empty nesters, while others are still attending school meetings and making lunches. Some are booking cruises, others are discovering dating apps for the first time.

Half of us are saying, “Life is just getting started!” while the other half need three business days to recover from sleeping in the wrong position.

We’re all the same age, yet somehow living completely different lives. 😂

Nobody warned us that our 50s would look this chaotic, unpredictable, and entertaining. Honestly, we deserve a group discount on therapy, multivitamins, and heating pads. 😭

NHL 🤝 The Price is Right

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This is the exact moment the Dodgers' three-peat hopes went up in smoke.

Mr. Know It All (Live) is out now on all platforms!! And my performance of it with my best friends Freak Freely is out now on YouTube 💙

I am begging everyone to understand how fcking insane it is that we have children selling wrapping paper, running laps and begging relatives for donations to fund public education while private companies get public money to build enormous computers.

UnitedHealth reported $4.1 billion in profit for Q3 — up 75% from a year ago.

Your reminder that health insurance profits are your denied claims and cut coverage.

Demand Medicare for All.

My friend brings a bottle cap with him whenever he goes to a Knicks or Rangers game at MSG so he can put it on his water when they take the cap away

Outstanding move

Adult friendships are basically like… I’m alive. I love you. Life is beating my ass. Talk soon.

I’m done with gummies. I couldn’t find my phone… because I was using it as a flashlight to look for my phone

Job hunting is very efficient way to lose whatever faith you had in yourself.

Hockey ice is white because it's painted. Rinks freeze a thin base layer, spray it with white paint, then seal the paint under more ice. The league has done this since the 1940s so fans could follow a black puck. Then someone pointed a projector at it.

It turns out hockey had accidentally built the best movie screen in sports. Matte white paint under a sheet of clear ice diffuses light almost perfectly, and the whole surface is dead flat.

It's also enormous. An NHL rink is 200 feet by 85, about 17,000 square feet. A standard IMAX screen is around 4,000.

A show like this takes roughly a dozen 20,000-lumen projectors hung in the rafters, aimed nearly straight down so the beams don't glare off the ice or bleed into the seats. Software warps and blends all of them into one picture that fits the rink's rounded corners pixel for pixel. The Devils put about $1 million into their rig a decade ago, and arenas across the league copied it.

San Jose was always going to push this furthest. The Sharks have run the most famous entrance in hockey since the 90s, a 17-foot shark head lowered from the rafters with fog pouring out of its mouth and eyes glowing red. For thirty years the players skated out of the tank. Now the whole rink is the tank, and the sharks circling under their skates are just light bouncing off paint that was only ever there to make a puck visible.

Sold out Barclays Center. I love you Brooklyn.