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To me, Lionel Messi is Family.
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Should be common knowledge
拿捏女人的秘诀就四个字。
别太爱她。想他就撩,见面就舔,分开就消失。不琢磨,不控制,不犯贱,不内耗。他要是找你,你就热情似火,他要是不找你啊,你就当压根没有这个人。
兄弟,你记住了。你越是把自己当回事儿,他越把你当祖宗。
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Real bitch go hard for they niggas
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I genuinely don’t think I have ever seen Portuguese players this happy bro 😭😭
🚨 Joao Neves to Bruno:

“Welcome, a real captain” 🇵🇹
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Nggas watched us starve and never offered us a plate to eat now they’re willing to dine w us on the same table of our hard fought defeat.
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Once a girl asked me to send a jerk off video with “the sound on”. What sounds are you expecting to hear? I come in silence like a Russian submarine
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niggas don’t listen to music with their eyes closed anymore and that’s the problem
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Lionel Messi - 2010/2011
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Newton's fourth law of motion has to explain how niggas be moving
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"Other managers getting sacked"

Diego Simeone who has won only 2 league titles in 15 years:
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I’mready to stake my kidney and my girlfriends for the pochettinoout chants
🚨 BREAKING: Manchester United have verbally agreed terms in principle with Mauricio Pochettino to become the new head coach.

Negotiations ongoing with US Federation to move forward as $10m release clause is available to get Poch.

Formal steps to follow — then here we go.
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ladies wait till 2 am to have sex then say the pussy put you to sleep
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Ik i ghosted u but that buri u posted though wyd tonight
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What’s all this screenshot agenda must be a gig or sum
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Clean Money comes from dirty hands
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Mirror-Lil Wayne
Eminem-When i’m gone
what's the most emotional hip hop song ever? I'm talking about a song that actually made you cry
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Someone said dating is the only hobby women have
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The universe can deny me a Girlfriend but denying me a PS5 would be torture
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Ronaldo was getting “PENALDO” shouts in 2011?? 😭
Cristiano Penaldo
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Mauricio pochettino is the most obvious suckable manutd coach mid feb
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