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They are shit-scared that the grift will end.
This is not just a midterm election. If the Republicans lose it will be the last free Democratic election held on Earth. It will be the last time a Republican will be president of the USA. You must not only vote Republican, but every day you must try to defeat a Democrat crook and put them in jail. Life, liberty and freedom will die forever if we lose. You must challenge your family, friends and neighbors to understand this is the final test of good vs. Evil on earth. No stone can be left unturned. Amen.
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They are terrified of this dude ,Talarico and Ossoff.

Meanwhile their young up and comers are Barron Trump , Andrew Tate and Jake Paul.

Watch creepy Jessie Watters get schooled...it's savage
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MAGA in a nutshell. Out of all the simple explanations given to her in this post, the one she went with was this:
Someone explain to me like I'm 3 years old how Omar was able to vote yesterday after proving she's not a citizen and Omar is not even her name? How is she able to vote? How is she able to sit in our Congress? I need answers
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What about my paintings again?
Jared Kushner’s Hacked Phone Revealed His Secret Negotiations—Including More Than $700 Million In Transfers vanityfair.com/story/jared-ku…
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More Republicans are voting illegally than illegal immigrants.

And GOP leaders are helping them do it.
An analysis of voter registration records reveals Republican operative Scott Presler had 3 out-of-state voters use his Pennsylvania address to vote in the 2024 election.

This is a textbook example of voter fraud.
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You know what I haven't heard from Republicans?

A single fucking thing about what they want to do to make a single fucking thing better.

All they have is how the scary transgender, communist, jihadist illegal is going to get you.
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George RR Martin compared Trump to King Joffrey, a villainous, petulant child who killed for sport and chose the cruelest path.

"I think Joffrey is now the King in America," Martin said. "And he's grown up just as petulant and irrational as he was when he was thirteen."
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Israel First Mike Rogers’ career is cooked after this Abdul El Sayed ad. This is brilliant.
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Low IQ right-wingers when a guy has a Muslim name
Illuminating exchange with a 19 year old voter in Detroit, worried about @AbdulElSayed’s name. @AJEnglish #Midterms2026 #Michigan
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Driving home from work just now & saw these low, low Trump Iran-War-of-Choice gas prices...
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And the new enemy is ... Confucianism.

Its even worse than Communism.
The War Department has designated Confucius Institutes as a threat to our national security.
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Remember when things used to be bipartisan before Trump totally divided the country?
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This
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Musk's handwork in Ukraine.
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Well... Twitter's turning into a pre-election bot storm, exactly as predicted.
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Can someone please explain to me why more than half the people running for office during AMERICAN MID TERM elections are harping on how they stand with Israel?
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Figured I better screenshot this before the answer mysteriously changes 🤣
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It turns out it WAS Elon Musk who shut down Starlink in Ukraine.

Probably as some sort of Ketamine-fueled revenge for Ukraine taking all those Russian bots offline.
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Replying to @SpeakerJohnson
@SpeakerJohnson Pop quiz: What year was this headline, 2025 or 2026?

(yeah, it's a trick question, it was BOTH years)
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