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Lots of new faces around here lately, so figured I'd properly introduce myself!
I'm Noah. 29, husband to this amazing woman, and dad to an almost two year old who runs our whole house.
Field tech by day, which means crawl spaces, attics, and customers who already watched a think they know more than me…
Been in crypto and stocks for a long time and I'm still here, still learning, still holding.
Mostly I post about work, dad life, crypto, and whatever's on my mind. Glad y'all are here!🤝
I'm Noah. 29, husband to this amazing woman, and dad to an almost two year old who runs our whole house.
Field tech by day, which means crawl spaces, attics, and customers who already watched a think they know more than me…
Been in crypto and stocks for a long time and I'm still here, still learning, still holding.
Mostly I post about work, dad life, crypto, and whatever's on my mind. Glad y'all are here!🤝
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Elon is better than me at most things. I bet he can’t shotgun a beer faster than I can though!😤
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Nobody warns you that the hardest part of adulthood is figuring out what's for dinner every single night
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My X account is officially 1 year old! I only started posting for real about 3 months ago.
Since then I've hit 2,300+ followers, had a post do 121k impressions, and made a bet with my wife that I'll hit 5k followers by New Year's.
She still doesn't think I can do it!😂
Since then I've hit 2,300+ followers, had a post do 121k impressions, and made a bet with my wife that I'll hit 5k followers by New Year's.
She still doesn't think I can do it!😂
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Everyone on X keeps telling me I need a Cybertruck.
So here's the deal: if I can hit 50k followers by October 27th, 2027, I'll get one.
Every follow counts!🫡
So here's the deal: if I can hit 50k followers by October 27th, 2027, I'll get one.
Every follow counts!🫡
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The X algorithm is just a guy named Kevin who's in a good mood or a bad mood. Kevin, if you're reading this, you look great today!😜
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Customer states motor just randomly stopped working…
What were y’all doing with this poor thing?!😂
What were y’all doing with this poor thing?!😂
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The X algorithm is wild. Any post could hit a million impressions, including this one. No pressure though…
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My son has figured out that bedtime is negotiable. I still haven't figured out how to win the negotiation!😅
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DoorDash or $322K? Let's break it down.
Two $25 DoorDash orders a week is $50/week, or about $217/month.
Over 30 years that's $78,000 spent on delivery.
Invest that same $217/month at an 8% average return instead, and after 30 years you'd have about $322,000.
So are those DoorDash orders really worth it?
Comment below and let me know!🤔
Two $25 DoorDash orders a week is $50/week, or about $217/month.
Over 30 years that's $78,000 spent on delivery.
Invest that same $217/month at an 8% average return instead, and after 30 years you'd have about $322,000.
So are those DoorDash orders really worth it?
Comment below and let me know!🤔
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Me at 22: I'll be rich by 30.
Me at 29: the grocery bill went down $4 this week, we're thriving!😂
Me at 29: the grocery bill went down $4 this week, we're thriving!😂
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