Me when someone mentions my PnL around the hoes

BREAKING: Crypto influencer Ansem makes his first court appearance following the Sahil files

“The dev isn’t holding that much of the supply”

The dev:

social trading must die

we have done a full 180 as an industry

we used to prioritize information, edge, and the best tooling.

now we prioritize little information, simplicity, and what kol owns a coin.

return to actual trading.

Real ones remember

American crypto traders realizing they can now identify as profitable traders

FaZe Banks explains why Kimchi partnering with Bottega Veneta is a huge win for the industry

I checked the Bubblemap and no one knew you

The UEFA Champions League has confirmed it will livestream a public execution on January 20, 2027

Pumpfun devs finding the name of Ansem’s childhood pet

PSG after beating Barcelona

White people be like my cousin died doing a spicy noodle mukbang

They’re burning down Paris to prevent another bored ape meetup

Owning a bored ape used to be a status symbol

Doing this while she adds her credit card to my fomo account

Kelly Clarkson just came into my apartment and demanded a milady

I can’t believe this tweet is how I found out

Chud is only one letter away from Chad

The only thing that changes is u

Commenting “disgusting AI slop” under a picture of my friend’s healthy newborn baby

Matched with this baddie on hinge

Does anyone know her?