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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number

Sure, the midterms are fun but Trump losing the very essence of his Presidency would slap more if he was in a repurposed Sports Hall at 3am in Wigan

CNN projecting Pitbull will remain Mr Worldwide

CCHQ apparently chipper tonight, I’m told.

As the polls close, they’re “utterly convinced” Susan Hall has won Texas

'The minister has very bravely offered to go through some of the charts from the budget'

@dantomlinsonmp joins @EdConwaySky at the screen to talk through the numbers behind today's announcement

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This is genuinely one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in my life. I read the caption and still couldn’t have possibly prepared myself for how funny it would be.

THEY GOT THE HOT DOG IN THE BUN 🌭

This is simply racism. No other word for it.

For nearly 15 years, I sent @tim_cook a weekly report every Sunday night on the global App Store business. My team and I packed it with data, charts, and commentary on what was happening around the world.

Most weeks: silence. Every so often, a probing question would come back or market. Or, better, a note congratulating us on a strong quarter.

Those reports taught me a lot about discipline and accountability. No matter where I was in the world, I sent that report. Tim expected his leaders to know their businesses cold. Whenever I put anything in front of him, I needed to understand not just the numbers, but what was driving them and what we were doing about it. His expectations made me a much better leader.

On my last day at Apple, Tim and I had a 10-minute 1:1 scheduled. We talked for 30. Reflecting on my 21 years at the company, he told me my greatest accomplishment wasn’t helping build a $1 trillion App Store ecosystem or helping scale the business to more than one billion customers. It was the team I had built and the leaders I had developed who were ready to step up after I left. That meant the world to me. We took this photo together right after that conversation.

Today is Tim’s last day as CEO of Apple. Much has been written about what he and the company accomplished under his leadership. But perhaps his greatest legacy is the one he taught me to value: the people he developed, the culture he shaped, and the leaders ready to carry it forward.

I’ll always be grateful I got to be a part of it.

Holy crap !!!!!

there is literally not a single other food youtuber doing it like this guy. If you don't know abut Joe you would never in a million years guess how the video goes after he gets his order taken.

Here mate 😂

Hats off to the BBC copy editor for being able to come up with 7 different ways to say someone’s no longer employed lol

Accidentally the most dramatic camera work ever seen in the commons just now...

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That’s fucking sick hahahahaha

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