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I need your help. If you know a good person in the VA/Maryland/DC area that you think would enjoy my courtside(pretty much) seats at a Wizards game please send their nomination to PFTGameDay@MonumentalSports.com. Shoutout Jarrett at Thurgood Marshall Academy the first winner!
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The mafia may have gotten to Jayden Daniels.
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Pat “Beave” Cassidy 🦫 ( • )( • ) retweeted
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Mark "Marky Jr" Elworth Calls for Legalizing and Regulating Prostitution and Cocaine
Libertarian argues personal freedom, public safety, and Colorado's tourism economy deserve a new approach

COLORADO SPRINGS, CO.

Libertarian candidate for Colorado's 5th Mark "Marky Jr" Elworth is calling for the legalization and regulation of prostitution and cocaine, arguing that prohibition has failed to eliminate demand while creating black markets and wasting taxpayer resources.

"Colorado loves freedom, but we still spend enormous amounts of money trying to control what adults do with their own bodies," said Elworth. "It's time to ask whether prohibition is actually working, or whether it's creating more problems than it solves."

Elworth argues that a regulated system could establish safety standards, reduce the role of criminal markets, and allow law enforcement to focus on violent crime rather than consensual adult behavior.

He also sees a broader economic question for Colorado, where tourism and mountain communities depend on attracting visitors and supporting local businesses.

"Colorado's ski towns need thriving businesses, visitors, and new ideas," Elworth said. "We should be willing to debate whether a more open, regulated adult economy could create additional economic activity while respecting individual liberty."

Elworth acknowledges that legalization alone would not solve the challenges facing Colorado's ski industry. He argues, however, that policymakers should examine the economic and public-safety consequences of prohibition rather than treating the current approach as beyond debate.

A Libertarian Approach

Elworth's position reflects his broader commitment to limited government, personal freedom, and individual responsibility. He argues that adults should generally be free to make their own decisions, while government focuses on protecting people from force, fraud, exploitation, and violence.

"Government should protect our rights, not try to run our lives," Elworth said. "We can have an honest debate about regulation, public health, and safety without assuming that criminalization is always the answer."

About Mark "Marky Jr" Elworth

Marky Jr is a Libertarian candidate for Colorado's 5th Congressional District. His campaign emphasizes limited government, personal freedom, fiscal responsibility, and offering voters an alternative to the two major parties.

Media Contact:

Mark "Marky Jr" Elworth
Email- markelworthjr@aol.com
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Doing Lines with Kate and Danny ep 2 - Bad Butter
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Pretty weak showing thus far on National Tight Ends Day. There aren’t as many cut-ups at QB as there were in seasons past. Guys who would go out of their way to get their Tight End the ball regardless of how it fit into the game plan.
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Attention All Units: there is a Being Sick in progress.
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Uhhh yea, is this 911? There is some kid living my dream on Western Ave.
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Sucking on prime time just hits different, ya know?
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People in relationships need Jesus too.
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Busting makes me feel good.
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Off to a great start
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Security kicked me out of @BestBuy Bucktown today while I was trying to make a return. Totally erroneous and out of bounds. To the manager of Best Buy Bucktown who ordered my removal, I’d like a formal apology.
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UPDATE: Best Buy’s Executive response team is aware of the now missing TV and have yet again graciously offered a replacement. The only catch is I have to go back into the store to pick it up. Is this a trap?
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@BestBuy UPDATE: The TV may have been stolen by the shady delivery company Better Trucking. @BestBuy
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Update: Caleb from the Executive Resolution Team made it right. Thank you Caleb.
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I’ll be honest, Flavortown feels pretty lonely today
Folding laundry and I…
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WHAT A CATCH BY JA'MARR CHASE FOR THE TD
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