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@piersmorgan If you need a good laugh, here’s Dave Portnoy trying to use a hammer.
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🎶 Itty bitty titties and a bob 🎶
🎶 Itty bitty titties and a bob 🎶
Simon Bennett looking for your memes
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Fishin’ 🎣
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Hamish Mitchell retweeted
Nazis are going to be so torn between rooting for the Falcons instead of the Chiefs.
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Has Lindsay Graham responded to the allegations yet?
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Lindsey Graham never did anything as gay as this.
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Lindsey Graham was gay?
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Going full Toobin.
I'm the only one in the office today (for now.)

I declare today is NO PANTS ON ZOOM CALLS DAY!
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Today is National Nut Day.
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‘It’s my birthday. Send money.’
It's my birthday so I'm taking the evening off and skipping the Trump rally in South Carolina. I really appreciate all the kind birthday wishes -- they really mean a lot 🥹 And if you'd like to buy me a birthday drink you can do so here. Thank you! buymeacoffee.com/atrupar
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Michigan benching Bryce Underwood for Tommy Carr in $12 million QB shakeup trib.al/Y0k6kiq
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Now I want a water cannon.
🇮🇹 Police water cannon knocks down a rioter in Bologna
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A ten rainbow morning 🌈
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Replying to @H_MitchellPhoto
Wife only had six.
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Hamish Mitchell retweeted
National Lampoon's French Vacation
h/t: @DrunkRepub
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“No, no... Mr. Kim Jong no here.”
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