When my ex punched me in the face my first thought was “god I’m not built for professional wrestling”
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My first dnd session in Kentucky got shot up and the responding officer asked us why we didn’t “throw a fireball back”
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I used to work at this Hispanic restaurant and I would come in through the back door and one day I walked in and the dishwasher goes “no work today buddy” and I was really confused until I saw the car in the dining room
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One time I got hit by a car walking back from my break so I went inside and told my boss and she thought I was joking cause I’m a lil jester until she saw me become one with the car on camera
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My mom had a stroke when I was 11 so I called my aunt panicking so bad I defaulted to yelling “my mother is broken” in German which let her know I was too scared to call 911
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NRTCG | grey 🔜 Atlanta retweeted
feels like a convenient time to mention that you should unfollow me if you support that disgusting orange fascist or the republican/conservative parties btw
you are not welcome here 😇 trans rights, gay rights, my body my choice, etc etc. thanks! ❤️
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After many roster shuffles we have a final(hopefully) lineup for the Mauville Maulers!!!
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My Meowstic has 4 Move Syndrome thoughts and prayers pls
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I missed shiny male Indeedee twice on the gts this morning and I didn’t even cry about it!!!
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Day 19 of me not losing my chapstick
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This is art
my way, munkidori cover
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The Mauville Maulers are happy to announce some roster changes on this spooky Halloween!!!🎃
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I put a choppel berry instead of a colbur berry on my Espeon and it showed round one when she immediately died to a Crunch but we still pulled out the 2-0 against the Chattanooga Crobats!!!
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Keep them fish off the ladder they are NOT SAFE
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This is the actual Mauville Maulers lineup!!! We fired the intern that posted the first one
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The Mauville Maulers have been drafted and are ready to maul!!!
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Draft starts at 8:30 eastern tonight!!!!!
MFL S3 draft is tonight! Had someone drop last minute!!! If you are interested pls DM me immediately!
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NRTCG | grey 🔜 Atlanta retweeted
MFL S3 draft is tonight! Had someone drop last minute!!! If you are interested pls DM me immediately!
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Basically locked in for Atlanta!!!
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