great topic. read the comments
I learned that Christianity, Judaism, and Islam all worship the God of Abraham.

As a Buddhist here in Japan, I’m absolutely stunned.

If their faiths share the same roots, why do their followers keep fighting each other?!
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Claude, code me a Goldeneye clone I can play in my browser but add more proximity mines.
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"You will never take my soul!" I scream as the robotic automaton crushes my eyeballs with its dexterous human-like thumbs.
No fucking way
ITS 4 AGAIN
DIFFERENT BUG
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Goop Is retweeted
Discord is about to put your public messages on Google

Discord will start making messages from Discoverable public servers searchable on Google and other search engines from mid-December.

The feature is ON by default in most regions, but you can opt out:

User Settings → Data how my message content from Discoverable channels on web pages.”

In the EU, UK, Canada, Brazil, Australia and South Korea, it will be OFF by default.

Private servers, DMs and group DMs are not included. Usernames and avatars won’t appear alongside indexed messages.
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My ear doctor told me I needed to stop listening to loud music. He said I should start thinking about the future. The future? What ever happened to the hear and now?
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So much of the climate hysteria is just aimless guilt roaming the earth in search of futile acts of atonement.
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You dont deserve games unless you make them
@BR_Opossum so if i enjoy gaming i shouldnt get games because you got offended by pronouns? sounds very snowflake of you.
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Goop Is retweeted
“wE nEed ImMiGrAnTs FoR cOnStRuCtIOn”
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USB stands for Universal Serial Bus. I'll say. It'll take a whole Universe to store all my cables!
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Goop Is retweeted
I want to take a moment to remember Shalit and Sammy Gunz, two of our friends that passed away in the month of October (in 2020 and 2021, respectively).

Rest in peace, friends.
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"SUGAR!" is cried as I rip open the fridge, spilling yesterday's leftover rice on the flood. "SUGAR!" leaves the lips when whipped cream is forced from it's rocket style tube into my apple cider, the lid sent bouncing along the linoleum floor. "SUGAR!" I yell applying cinnamon
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Oh! This reminds me of another story! I asked for a list of days off THREE MONTHS early but no one reviewed them until the manager and I sat down 6 weeks prior and said "okay" then I got threatened I would be fired for taking the days off 5 days before
(I requested a saturday)
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Tie dye is one heck of a drug. I'm still seeing spots!
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I got invited to a wedding last weekend. I always check the gift registry to make sure the gift I'm going to buy them isn't already on there.
I got invited to wedding last weekend. I always make sure to look at the gift registry to make sure the gift I'm going to buy them isn't already on there.
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i will work on the punchline but this is bomb so far
I got invited to wedding last weekend. I always make sure to look at the gift registry to make sure the gift I'm going to buy them isn't already on there.
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the industrial revolution or something
this will just keep happening
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I got invited to wedding last weekend. I always make sure to look at the gift registry to make sure the gift I'm going to buy them isn't already on there.
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i too draft tweets when i am too tired to think
@ChrisMartzWX @TheBrilliantBu1 Because, generally speaking, higher value land gets more government services, and also more value from the government services it receives. Rich people have more stuff to steal, so the incarceration of a thief helps the rich more than the poor.
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I am incredibly funny. I laugh at my own jokes! That's not normal, is it?
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