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Restaurants are dead.
Chefs are dead.
I just bought an airfryer and I can cook anything.
And recipes are on the internet for free!!
Chefs are dead.
I just bought an airfryer and I can cook anything.
And recipes are on the internet for free!!
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if you think software engineers are cooked just imagine how cooked everyone else is
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I wasn鈥檛 going to comment since this is a really bad take IMO, but since it鈥檚 taken off I feel the need to. To my understanding, there is no evidence whatsoever pointing to a break of decades old hardness assumptions like elliptic curve cryptography. 1/n
Today I call upon the blockchain industry to calmly begin planning for "bunker mode". My personal recommendation is to set in motion a controlled mass migration of assets to fresh addresses, i.e. addresses whose pubkeys remain hidden behind a hash.
Holders, starting with large and sophisticated ones, should consider moving the bulk of their funds to addresses that have never signed a transaction. And when they do sign one, they should also move remaining funds to a new address (possibly generated from the same seed phrase).
Don't rush. While I believe there is cause for action a rushed migration would do more harm than good. Don't panic either. Moving assets to protected addresses is a simple, preventative step which does not require new cryptography or new wallets.
IMO it is now reasonable to brace for the possibility that ECDSA breaks before qday, in the worst case in months not years. By "break" I mean fast private key recovery (e.g. in one week) on available hardware (e.g. a large GPU cluster).
Recent days have been humbling for human mathematical intuition. Long-held, unquestioned hypotheses have fallen. This includes the n log(n) bound for integer multiplication and the 3SUM conjecture. In hindsight, May's unexpected disproof of the Erd艖s unit distance conjecture was our warning shot.
Yesterday's OpenAI drop made it clear that mathematical superintelligence is upon us. They say there are weeks where decades happen. We are about to live through weeks where centuries of mathematical progress happen. Could our magic 64-byte ECDSA signatures be too good to be true? Was it just security through obscurity all this time?
Elliptic curves feel especially vulnerable to superintelligence. Curves carry rich structure, with room for fancy tricks like Schoof, Frobenius, pairings. (By contrast, hashes are designed to minimise algebraic structure.)
Separately, as Ewin Tang can attest, an efficient quantum algorithm sometimes foreshadows an efficient classical one. We should be open to the possibility of a classical counterpart to Shor that breaks elliptic curves and RSA at once.
Also noteworthy is the striking under-representation of cryptographic breakthroughs among the 722 mathematical results OpenAI published. I've witnessed first-hand the US government censoring academic quantum cryptanalysis results. Backroom interventionism is my base case.
I urge large, sophisticated actors to lead by example. Project11's "risq list" (bitcoin-risq-list.projecteleven[.]com) is a great tracker of exposed BTC pubkeys. Binance, Bitbank, Robinhood, Bitfinex, and Tether have an opportunity to harden their cold storage. Next month I'll address institutions in London in a live Q&A (forum.ethereuminstitutional[.]org/london-2026).
Again, please do not rush. Wallets holding under 50 BTC enjoy partial cover from "Satoshi's shield", i.e. his 20K exposed addresses that hold 50 BTC each. Load-bearing signers like oracles and L2 security councils should consider rotating ECDSA pubkeys with every signed message and/or multi-signing with a hash-based schemes like SPHINCS.
Exiting bunker mode safely will require post-AI cryptography. My inclination is to go all-in on hash-based cryptography and avoid structured mathematical assumptions entirely, whether from curves, lattices, or isogenies. A single battle-tested hash (e.g. from the SHA or BLAKE families) yields plausible post-AI security.
The Ethereum roadmap on strawmap[.]org fully embraces hash-based cryptography with end-to-end formal verification as a response to the quantum threat. Those timelines must now be revisited and accelerated in light of mathematical superintelligence. I'll be pushing for maximum defensive acceleration.
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In a world that incentivises cruelty and punishes kindness, kindness is the ultimate act of rebellion and highest source of strength - the greatest middle finger to entropy lies in the refusal to be ugly irrespective of what you are subjected to.
This is what sets you apart.
This is what sets you apart.
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OMP silently falls back to ANY OpenRouter key it finds in your env including your app's to pay for Perplexity search. No warnings
It should require opt-in before spending your keys? @can1357 this is cooked, please fix 馃檹 ily still
It should require opt-in before spending your keys? @can1357 this is cooked, please fix 馃檹 ily still
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The Industrial Revolution put engineers and bureaucrats in charge. The craftsmen and theologians who once shaped society were pushed aside. Faith and meaning gave way to making everything faster, cheaper, and more efficient.
Ironically the machines they built are coming for their own jobs and authority. AI is writing the code, running the systems, and handling the paperwork that made these people powerful.
It does their job better, faster, and cheaper than they ever could. This is the real reason all of these people are in a state of panic and want you to fear AI. It's not Doomsday for us, it's Doomsday for THEM.
This opens the door for theologians and thinkers to lead again. Suddenly spirituality matters. When machines can build almost anything you ask for the real power belongs to whoever decides what to ask for.
What should we build? What is good? What is life for? These are the questions that will shape the next civilization and those with spiritual discernment will be the ones leading through this new age.
Ironically the machines they built are coming for their own jobs and authority. AI is writing the code, running the systems, and handling the paperwork that made these people powerful.
It does their job better, faster, and cheaper than they ever could. This is the real reason all of these people are in a state of panic and want you to fear AI. It's not Doomsday for us, it's Doomsday for THEM.
This opens the door for theologians and thinkers to lead again. Suddenly spirituality matters. When machines can build almost anything you ask for the real power belongs to whoever decides what to ask for.
What should we build? What is good? What is life for? These are the questions that will shape the next civilization and those with spiritual discernment will be the ones leading through this new age.
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Honestly, I think this attitude is counterproductive and doesn't help anyone.
99% of developers I know aren't egotistical and don't think they are special. They just enjoy solving problems and the craft that comes with it.
A lot of us already feel insecure enough, and what we need is a constructive discussion, not "you finally got what you deserved."
99% of developers I know aren't egotistical and don't think they are special. They just enjoy solving problems and the craft that comes with it.
A lot of us already feel insecure enough, and what we need is a constructive discussion, not "you finally got what you deserved."
Best part of AI is shattering dev's egos, the worst part of this industry.
You are not special. Your code actually sucked like everybody else's. You were never the smartest person.
The things my sales guy BIL and designer brother are doing is beyond anything I have done.
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Not only is Opus 5.5 much better than GPT 6 Sol, its 100tokens/s vs 25tokens/s.... (50tokens/s fast mode on Sol)
ChatGPT is cooked rn.
ChatGPT is cooked rn.
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Generational crash out
Fuck it, ban me if you want, but fuck you @OpenAI, @thsottiaux, @sama!
You're absolute hypocrites. Quietly taking our money while dumbing down the models and throttling us behind our backs.
You bunch of spineless clowns, do you actually have the balls to own up to this scam? Stop acting blind and posting those bullshit teaser tweets every week about "quota resets" like you're doing us a favor. Half the time every single prompt gets hit with "Selected model is at capacity. Please try a different model," and you've quietly slashed our limits by at least half.
If you don't have the compute, stop selling subscriptions, refund our money, compensate us, and issue a public apology! The whole company鈥攅specially Altman and that bunch of Chinese staff running the LLM teams鈥攊s full of absolute pussies.
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You don鈥檛 need a skill for that, just say this one magic word.
What?
That鈥檚 it, you don鈥檛 need a skill for that. What are we doing 馃ス
What?
That鈥檚 it, you don鈥檛 need a skill for that. What are we doing 馃ス
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After using 2.1 Billion tokens on deepseek v4.1 on a side project, I recommend you just use opus medium.
Don't waste your time;
80tokens/s Opus > 200tokens/s DSV4.1
Can use DSV4.1 as a fallback, thats it.
Don't waste your time;
80tokens/s Opus > 200tokens/s DSV4.1
Can use DSV4.1 as a fallback, thats it.
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Hot take:
80tok/s opus medium > 200 tok/s DSV4.1 max
iykyk
Not explaining it, you should get it.
80tok/s opus medium > 200 tok/s DSV4.1 max
iykyk
Not explaining it, you should get it.
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Garo retweeted
If the elite are using Revelation as a script to force the end, do they think God didn鈥檛 anticipate this?
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