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Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time, and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku!
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Historically American school shooters and street gang members are much more analogous to armies than what we consider out modern military to be
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Bands of dangerous drunk men who were just as happy to raid their neighbors if you kept them home too long were put to use by scrounging up gold and grain raiding far away lands you could pull tax from.
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I can't wait until we live in a world where we have no photographers , no writers, no painters, no graphic designers, no video game designers, no visual effects artists, no cinematographers, no gaffers, no product designers, no visual artists, no software developers no authors
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No copywriters, no mathematicians, no researchers, no editors, no color correction specialists, no musicians, no sound engineers and no song writers
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The main thing to learn from the Ethan Klein thing is that being an internet celebrity is a form of demonic possession and if you find yourself in that position you should immediately repent or, in some more extreme cases, kill yourself.
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I Aku The Shape Shifting Master of Darkness retweeted
Jack off all trades masturbate to none
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I Aku The Shape Shifting Master of Darkness retweeted
When rationalist types who are into AI safety talk about transgressive ideas it’s always like “what’s so wrong with necrophilia anyway?” and never “why don’t we have a debt jubilee?”
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Yeah some of this is along the same lines as people saying "kids used to look how 35 year olds now at 18!" like it's a bad thing they don't anymore lol
I honestly think a large part of why people were skinnier in 60s and 70s America is that food was just worse and the idea you should enjoy all your meals was just not important to most people.
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I Aku The Shape Shifting Master of Darkness retweeted
every man secretly believes they could win the Nathan's hot dog eating contest if they just go "hog mode"
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So painful listening to Chapo being so "confused" by Mamdani unwilling to acknowledge the elephant in the room that they may have endorsed and promoted a fully compromised controlled candidate
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I Aku The Shape Shifting Master of Darkness retweeted
Heartbreaking to find out this way. I spent months in the motion capture suits, they promised me that I’d be an essential NPC in the strip club. Months and months of blood, sweat, and pole dancing wasted.
@beermandeluxe I have another bad news
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I Aku The Shape Shifting Master of Darkness retweeted
When someone is talking positively about the Amish, all I can think is: okay, so you’re a mark
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