I swear to God I pray @dennyhamlin wins Martinsville and Homestead. If anyone deserves a championship it's him.
How close Denny Hamlin gets to the NASCAR Cup Championship every year.
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Little Sam ate big yesterday but wasn't interested in the bottle. So I poured some milk in a dish and she lapped that up quick . Two big moments last night and this morning. Sam done her very first poop and pee in her makeshift litter box.
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Last night went well. I fed her 3 times last night and again this morning. It'll be time to eat again about 11am. I've got her to pee a little but no poop yet. Although Kyle may have got that earlier when he was cleaning her. I think it's a girl so I'm calling her Sam.
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Replying to @FlooringGuyRob
I moved the curtains so she could get some sunlight. I don't think it took a whole minute before she was asleep πŸ˜‚
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Replying to @FlooringGuyRob
I built Sam a pen. I had her in a small tub, now she can move around more. Peggy my other cat can get in there and maybe help her.
Vet figures she's about 4 weeks old and appears healthy. I got Amazon dropping off some special milk and food today. Along with some bottles.
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This cat was born with a mullet and a restraining order 🀣
My cat was born with a mullet
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Just what I need. I found a damn kitten in my bushes this morning. No sign of another cat anywhere. I think it's too young to be away from its mother. It ate a little bit of wet food. I'll take it to the vet tomorrow and figure out WTH I'm gonna do.
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Replying to @FlooringGuyRob
Kyle has started cleaning it up. I guess I got a new cat🀣🀣🀣
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Holy cow Batman 🀣 wonder if she used @BonafideKRS sauce🀣🀣🀣🀣
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Algernon1 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ retweeted
It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown! 🎩πŸͺ„

Halloween wouldn’t be complete without this beloved Peanuts classic! πŸŽƒ

Join Charlie Brown, Snoopy, Linus, and the whole gang for a Halloween night filled with costumes, trick-or-treating, laughter, and Linus’s unwavering belief that rise from the pumpkin patch. πŸŽƒπŸŒ™

First aired in 1966, this timeless Halloween special has been bringing generations together for nearly 60 years. ❀️🧑

So grab some candy, get comfortable, and enjoy a little Halloween nostalgia! πŸ¬πŸ‘»

Happy Halloween, everyone! πŸŽƒ
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Peggy Sue is hiding from Kyle. She's going to jump out and scare the shit outta him 🀣🀣
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I'll be making some of these today.
Who wants my chocolate chip cookie recipe?? πŸ™‹πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

πŸ‘‰πŸΌ 3/4 c salted butter
πŸ‘‰πŸΌ 1 c packed light brown sugar
πŸ‘‰πŸΌ 1/2 c granulated sugar
πŸ‘‰πŸΌ 2 large eggs
πŸ‘‰πŸΌ 2 tsp vanilla extract
πŸ‘‰πŸΌ 2 1/4 cups + 2 T all-purpose flour
πŸ‘‰πŸΌ 1 tsp baking soda
πŸ‘‰πŸΌ 3/4 tsp salt
πŸ‘‰πŸΌ 12-oz package semisweet ions
1. Melt butter in a heavy saucepan over medium heat, stirring constantly, until it turns golden-brown and smells nutty (6–8 minutes). Immediately pour into a heatproof bowl and chill until cool and beginning to solidify (about 1 hour).

2. Preheat oven to 350Β°F. Line baking sheets with parchment.

3. Beat the cooled browned butter with both sugars until creamy. Add eggs and vanilla; beat until blended.

4. Whisk flour, baking soda, and salt; gradually mix into the butter mixture until just combined. Stir in chocolate chips and pecans.

5. Drop 1 T of dough 1 inch apart on the cookie sheet. Bake 8-11 minutes until edges are golden and centers are set. Cool on a wire rack.

Tips:
πŸ’‘ add 1 c chopped toasted pecans
πŸ’‘ slightly underbake for soft centers; the cookies firm up as they cool

Enjoy, y’all! 😘
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79-81 Iranian hostage crisis. Americans were kidnapped by Iranian militants at the Tehran embassy.
What is the oldest political news story you can remember? For me it's Joe Biden being selected as Obama's VP.
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Huh? 🀣🀣🀣🀣
🚨BREAKING: #BEARS WR JAHDAE WALKER WAS EJACULATED FROM THE GAME FOR HEADBUTTING A DEFENDER.

WOW.
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Hocevar driving like he has a tire going down.
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Replying to @FlooringGuyRob
They said he had a tire balance problem.
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