Mutual attraction is the most powerful aphrodisiac.

Second most powerful is vast amounts of money, so does that leave oysters in third place?

Adolescents exaggerating about their breakfast.

Teens on boast.

Photographic opportunities often present, now that most of us have decent cameras in our phones.

Tonight when taking the dog out for a shit…

Retirement - when the worst thing that happens all day is @Apple changing their music app icon to one that I don't like. Seriously guys, it's 'orrible, and no longer gels with the ones next to it on my phone!

#1stWorldProblems

I can’t believe it’s almost 2027 and we still don’t have flying data centers.

Another question about clinical exams:

In the FRCA viva: the RCoA provides reasonable adjustments for those with neurodivergence - extra time for processing, delivery etc.

How is this reconciled w/ decision-making in a real anaesthetic emergency, where time waits for no one?

Patrick Stewart as Captain Picard in Star Trek:TNG is one of the most inspired pieces of casting ever. He elevated everything he was in.

RIP to a real master of his craft.

Sir Patrick Stewart has left the stage at 86.

Farewell to a true titan of acting and one of the finest performers of his time. A great loss.

R.I.P.

Sometimes people smell toast right before they have a stroke, which is a nice little treat in an uncertain time.

I just want to be rich enough to get away with horrendous crimes against humanity

BREAKING: Actor Sir Patrick Stewart, best known for his roles as Jean-Luc Picard in Star Trek and Professor X in X-Men, has died aged 86.

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What evil, eldritch magik be this? Once upon a time, you could literally pick up a bottle of @Gin_Gordons with only a brief glance to confirm the bottle's colour...

These days you not only have to check the flavour, but whether it contains the correct concentration of alcohol!

Plenty of private sector moaning in the media regarding the @BMA_Consultants industrial action on 25th & 26th November...

"But they're paid so well!"

An enlightening graph below from a @NuffieldTrust article. Nurses and midwives next?

#NHS @TheBMA

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Consultants don’t want to strike, but after 18 months without formal negotiations, they cannot wait any longer.

These strikes are planned to take place on 25 and 26 November, with Christmas Day levels of cover provided. There is still time for the Government to make progress.

If you are 40 and want to look younger, just tell people you’re 50

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"I don't know why we do this every six months. I don't know where you are, but I do have a very particular set of skills, skills that mean I will look for you, I will find you and I will turn you back exactly one hour..."

~ me to one of the few remaining clocks in the house that don't do it automatically #ClocksGoBack

Jay-Z has an underachieving brother named Lay

Not sure whether this means I’m going senile, or is just testimony to how good the noise cancelling is on my @Apple AirPod Pros, but while hoovering today and listening to “Hippies, Thugs and Heroes” - the new album by @RthompsonMusic - it took me 5 minutes to realise I hadn’t turned the vacuum on…

Dear oh dear, #bbcaq spouting the usual eco-loon climate nonsense I hear. If we achieved net zero - whatever that nebulous concept actually means - tomorrow in the UK...

NOTHING would happen, apart from power cuts and a crashed economy.

Anyone who says their most terrifying experience is public speaking has clearly never experienced a public spanking.