I had quite the pubic thatch back in the day.
The foreign players changed the pubic hair game overnight
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Man City have been found guilty of 114 charges. Nobody talking about the clean sheet they kept on Charge 115. Typical negativity from pundits but you won’t get that from me.
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"Game Management" - I get to the heart of what it actually means.
"if anything, he's managed the game too well..."
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Training ground bantz:
Hilarious training ground pranks, masterfully retold by Ian Fiveankles.
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In football, time can be emotionally manipulated.
They simply wanted it more
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America should never be allowed anywhere near football. Ever.
#Half_Time_Show
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This “closing ceremony” is exactly what we need. Nothing says class and footballing purity like Robbie Williams and Nicole Scherzinger singing about knees.
And Tom Cruise’s act-ing has just taken me to footballing heaven.
Oh and I WANT / NEED that Luis Vuitton special cupboard
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Going 4-0 up is clearly the worst thing for England to have done. Yet another huge tactical error from Tuchel to have been so dominant for 45 minutes.
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It’s obvious from this first half display that Kane and Bellingham were holding us back.
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Looking forward to defending this for 87 minutes.
#Bronze_Final #worldcup
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You cannot go through life defending a one goal advantage.
#England #WorldCup
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Listen to Danny Murphy cream his pants over this Norway chance.
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The lottery of penalties is a lottery.
The lottery of penalties
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"You can't fit a square peg in a round hole"
Pundits when a player is a square peg in a round hole.
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I am very glad of the countdown-to-kick offs, don't know where I'd be without them, so thanks America.
But are there too many adverts?
#WorldCup2026
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Baden Baden back in 2006
"Theo Walcott's mum chucked a table." The nightmare of Baden Baden in 2006 when the WAGs were out of control.
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Everything you can expect from the World Cup Opening Ceremony
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