. retweeted
Fun comes after priorities... sometimes you gotta be boring and run them racks up•
51
80
142
1,580
. retweeted
I hate how i can be doing fine for a while, then suddenly find myself losing my shit all over again•
48
76
92
796
. retweeted
Solo trips. Solo dates. Solo missions. I'm not waiting on anyone else to enjoy life•
24
41
56
723
. retweeted
Being a parent makes you go extra hard in life•
25
29
32
264
. retweeted
Thieves suffer this year o
if u be thief for this country just pray police catch u first before community 🙏🏾

niggas no wan even know watin sup

everybody just wan pour anger wey don dey body since 💔💔
0
4
4
50
. retweeted
Harry Kane lifting the Ballon d’Or would be one of the biggest personal achievements of his career. After years of near-misses and carrying the goalscoring load, this one would hit different. Imagine those celebrations. 🏆🔥
41
78
80
626
. retweeted
Now bitch tf you mean😂
If my pussy can grow hair thicker than your beards, I suggest you lower your tone when you talk to me
1
8
10
88
If you ever feel stupid, remember I went to my ex’s hostel in 100 level when she was sick and couldn’t stand up, then sucked catarrh from her nose with my mouth, just like a mother would for her child 💔
8
9
22
320
“Wetin you dey do me, just know say your pikin go do you back”

If your mama never tell you this before, you no stubborn oo
11
18
43
492
. retweeted
apart from flying cars, women might need elon musk to produce flying sex toys for them.
24
52
66
575
. retweeted
Still in need of 30 thousand Naira to balance my school fees
Lord pls send help and provide
1
5
5
61
. retweeted
AI everywhere and yet not a single functional strapless bra.
2
18
26
319
. retweeted
The same girl that got into the car of a stranger she met on the road would bring two of her friends on a date with her for security reasons.
4
9
16
303
. retweeted
you never really know who people are. a barber in my area was arrested today for selling drugs. i’ve been going to him for about 10 years and I never knew he was a barber.
4
13
37
508
. retweeted
Una no go believe say na HIV he later get himself😭
Getting myself a GLK🙏
16
17
39
698
. retweeted
Replying to @alithasimp
“I work hard I deserve it”
“I will pay it back, I promise”
“Money is meant to be spent anyway”
0
3
2
60
. retweeted
Stop transferring money to your savings if you’re just going to transfer it back.
36
58
90
929
. retweeted
The AUDAC!TY of my body to be t!red after i gave it 8 hours of sleep. like bro i gave you everything.
40
206
888
11,210
. retweeted
What side of twitter am I even on
If my pussy can grow hair thicker than your beards, I suggest you lower your tone when you talk to me
1
2
3
106
. retweeted
Lagos is beautiful 🇳🇬❤️
24
40
50
649