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Ducks know something about prayer - bowing their heads, plunging into the mystery that feeds them and holds them buoyant. Receiving bread from the hands of strangers. Traveling in pairs.
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I gave myself a headache writing this and hope that it can plague a few extra people
@JosiahForYeshua When God is a mother, He is also a bird according to the biblical text. God is a father inasmuch as He is human and a mother inasmuch as He is a bird, difficult textual distinction.
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While God is not non-binary in the sense that humans mean when they adopt that identification, He *does* seem to be a fan of septum rings (Ezekiel 16:12) and that ought give us pause
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I don’t want to be reincarnated as the white lotus flower. I want to be reincarnated as the ray of sunshine that gives unexpected warmth on a winter’s day
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being libertarian is the right wing version of being non-binary if that makes any sense
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When being just and honest comes at a price, pay it. When forgiving seems like a defeat, forgive. When everyone tells you to think of yourselves first, do not be afraid to put yourselves in the last place. Be willing to give up time, money, comfort and plans to serve others. May those who see you find themselves asking: “Why do they live in this way? Where do they get this freedom? Why do they love one another so much?” #ApostolicJourney #Uruguay
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Kinda love/hate the mythological gen z employee who outsmarts their corporate overlords in those ai generated posts
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wake up in the morning feeling like i'm JC
grab my shroud I'm out the cave I'm gonna hit the city
Before I leave, grab my gang for breakfast so we can unpack (the lore)
'cause when I ascend to heaven I ain't coming back (not for 2000 years more)
We should definitely commemorate the Last Supper still but I think there’s also an argument for liturgical observance of the First Breakfast
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We celebrate this breakfast every time we sit with the stranger or least to eat without daring to question the presence of Christ at the table with us
We should definitely commemorate the Last Supper still but I think there’s also an argument for liturgical observance of the First Breakfast
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We should definitely commemorate the Last Supper still but I think there’s also an argument for liturgical observance of the First Breakfast
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First stop post-win: Whataburger.
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take that Paula White
Guys. Don’t worry. I’m dispatching angels from Africa for Talarico as we speak
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Liberal (politically, not theologically) puritan named Wouldst-Be-Damned-Had-Christ-Not-Voted-For-Thee Smith
When you’re a reformed Christian every day is Election Day
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When you’re a reformed Christian every day is Election Day
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i will end the bloodline of every tree in Texas currently making my sinuses feel the way they do
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Another observation from this election season: my anger, often expressed as annoyance or frustration, does more to protect me from the grief I feel for the world than it does to heal the world. Righteous anger is my self important fiction
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Simple prayers that God might hear the needy and that I might love my neighbor more have done much for my soul this election season
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Any time I’ve tried or offered to do any of these things while staying at a host’s home, they either adamantly refuse or do it with me - and I do the same for my guests. That’s basic hospitality
its just bonkers the new policy @Airbnb is trying to put in place. Putting the dishes in the dishwasher, taking out the trash, pulling the sheets off the bed....they are just standard things any normal person would do when staying at a house. Why wouldn't a host be allowed to say that?
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Christians who blaze into conversations hurling slurs should heed the words of Christ in Matt 5:22
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Guys. Don’t worry. I’m dispatching angels from Africa for Talarico as we speak
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