Something unexpected (Vine by @kurtisro) vine.co/v/hKEzVFDTQmn

I am starting to see why all of history didn't let women have a say.

This is how Americans return home because rich jews who fuck our children demand war

Me: *drinking from a soggy straw to save the planet*

World leaders:

I present you the 19th amendment and its consequences

I’m not rich and I’m tired of having to sacrifice things I want so some fat bitch can have a 9th kid I have to pay for.

I’ve waited 5 years to say this out of respect, but if you fell for this shit you’re kind of a fucking retard.

POV: You Learn About Personal Space

I literally can't afford to buy a home because of interest rates and Speaker Mike Johnson is in Israel during recess kissing the wall for Jews.

I fu*king despise these people.

If she’s the face (tits) of Nazis, then…

Thank you! And while you’re keeping track, make sure to congratulate Emma Weyant, the right National Champ in the 500 freestyle, too.

(If you're insinuating 5th in the nation is bad, what do you call a man who ranks 462nd nationally in the men's category?)

Yeah, isn't it funny that capitalism works so amazingly well in so many areas, but in one of the few areas the government micromanages, the whole system goes haywire and costs explode. Must be coincidence, I guess.

In this hypothetical, I wouldn't be fighting the tanks with my guns. I'd be fighting YOU, Ed.

Tanks and planes can't hold ground, people do, and there are approximately 107 million gun (sources vary) owners in the United States. If 5% of them resist, that's 5.35 million armed people. There are 1.31 million people in the United States Military (Active/Reserve, all branches, some encompassed in the 107 million already), not all of whom would follow that order as it would not be constitutional or moral (some would, though).

This is literally why we have this right, so that these odds are there. It should never be forgotten and it shouldn't be controversial to say so.

Anyway, how's your cardio?

If I told you that a young man stabbed another young man to death for telling him that he was in the wrong seat, and then I told you that one young man in this altercation was white and the other black, and then I asked you to guess the race of the assailant, every single person would know the answer immediately. Young black males are violent to a wildly, outrageously disproportionate degree. That’s just a fact. We all know it. And it’s time that we speak honestly about it, or nothing will ever change.

This is who is calling you a fascist on the internet.

As I watch the JFK files being released, I can’t stop thinking about how CNN never aired a Trump rally live in 5 years except for the assassination attempt on Trump in Butler Pennsylvania.

If you short memory dumb fvcks on social media make Casey Anthony rich and famous b/c you forgot the mvrder she got away with, here’s your reminder of what she threw in the trunk of her car while she went clubbing.

You didn't care when Russia took part of Ukraine in 2014. You didn't care about the fighting going on in Eastern Ukraine back then.

You didn't care when Obama called the Russia/Ukraine conflict a regional dispute over territory between immediate neighbors that wouldn't matter very much to us.

When MH17 was shot down and 298 innocent people were murdered, it was just something tragic that happened during a conflict on the other side of the world. You didn't accuse Obama of having blood on his hands for not be tougher with Putin.

In 2021, when Biden said it was too expensive to stay in Afghanistan, you agreed. You didn't cry for the millions of Afghan women and girls who would no longer be able to go to school, work, or show their faces in public. You didn't call for America to stand up for freedom and democracy. Biden even left an arsenal of weapons for a group that hates America and oppresses its own people and you were fine with that.

You didn't care when you saw people falling out of planes. When 13 Americans soldiers were blown up, you didn't cry. You didn't think it was even worth posting about. When Biden refused to say their names and when he checked his watch during the dignified transfer, that was no big deal. It was just a little disrespect. When the Biden admin droned an innocent family of 10, including an aid worker and 7 children, again, not something worth talking about.

But you are heartbroken right now. Emotionally crushed. Shattered. You are weeping for Zelensky and are devastated over the way he was treated. His feelings may have been hurt and that may have been the darkest moment in American history. Our country may never recover. And the fact that Trump won't promise him a blank check of your tax dollars to prolong a war that cannot be won...it's just the worst thing that's ever happened to you.

Now I get it.

“Ukraine War” is the new Covid.

Everyone has to believe in it.

Everything has to revolve around it.

The left are obsessed with it.

The right know it’s a scam.

Celebrities are being paid to promote it.

And ginormous sums OF OUR MONEY have to be wasted on it.

Only difference is, it kills way more white men…

…the warmongers are getting richer, not Big Pharma…

…and they want it to last forever.

Paying taxes hits different when you see just how many places it gets blown for nothing.

$100 million here, $500 million there, $5 billion over there, $300 million there.

People work their entire lives to pay $500k in taxes, and it’s a rounding error on one wasteful program.