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My album is available on all streaming platforms right now! Listen to me yammer on about my ass!

Wojtek did the art, Paul Paduch edited and produced it and Ryan Dillon took these photos

Click the link to listen!

distrokid.com/hyperfollow/dy…
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Haven't been on X for a while here's what they had for me after 4 months
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For the love of the lord please come to this
@DylanGott will be performing at @thesanctuary2 on Saturday, January 27, 2024 at 8:00 pm
Get your tickets online ticketscene.ca/events/46511/s…
#ridgeway #tickets #events
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I love Grok it's reinvigorated using X for me I love it
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When Elon bought this site I switched all the energy I was using reading hogshit on this piss wagon to just being more active in group chats and it's been way better for my life.
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This is the thing about Sean Strickland, every time you agree with him he always pulls the rug out from under you
"Andrew Tate is a con artist."

Sean Strickland on Andrew Tate
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Dylan Gott retweeted
I don't have any traction on X (twitter hehe) but here goes nothing.

I'll be recording a comedy special on November 9th and I need your dumb ass there!

Tickets in bio
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This is fantastic
This is incredible. A Wisconsin bar offered free drinks if the Jets lost. After Rodgers went down, they started running up their tabs. The news was live when the jets won in overtime and everyone realized they had to pay.
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Dylan Gott retweeted
Hey me and @DylanGott are doing a podcast @johndylanonline. We have launched a patreon. Please join so we don’t feel like losers. patreon.com/johnanddylanon…
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Dylan Gott retweeted
Hello fellow Xers our episode on Logan Paul's suicide forest is out tomorrow and here's a tiny little baby clip
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Dylan Gott retweeted
Episode 294 is here on @raptorsrepublic with @DylanGott, @mrgrahamkay, Matt Duncan & @FreddieRivas!

bitly.ws/SVyb
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y did Twitter change its name?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
not a fan of mondays.

that’s it. that’s the x.
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You: 'ya man I'm big on x'

Me: 'I'm huge on Threads'
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Dylan Gott retweeted
This week we go hard for @elonmusk’s bff @MarkZuckerbeg. Please rate review and subscribe. As well, F off!!!!!!!

open.spotify.com/show/0ABWp5j0A…
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It would help me personally if everyone stopped posting here. I don't want to check this anymore
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Dylan Gott retweeted
Our episode on @midnight is out now. Go get it! Also @elonmusk can you wrap this website up so we can do an episode about it?
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Dylan Gott retweeted
The Bald boys @thejohnhastings and @DylanGott chat @midnight this week on the show! open.spotify.com/show/0ABWp5j0A…
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Dylan Gott retweeted
Sorry you weren’t invited to the cottage this weekend because of how horrifically you acted last year but at least you’re invited to this tonight! Come hang baby! 🎉

TICKETS:

comedybar.ca/shows/jokes-th…
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Dylan Gott retweeted
Me & @Teemair are cohosting a lineup of heavy hitters this Friday at 10 PM at Comedy Bar Danforth. With comics from Just for Laughs, MTV & Kevin Hart's LOL Network. Featuring @stalkingnatalie @DylanGott @jarrettcampbell & @thefunnyRN 👇comedybar.ca/shows/jokes-th…
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Please watch this horseshit
This week @thejohnhastings and @DylanGott blab about nerd losers reporting on lists or some crap. @BuzzFeedNews is this weeks subject.
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Dylan Gott retweeted
My sweet McGoo, aka @Kathleen_McGee kicked cancer’s ass once, so he got some friends and came back. But cancer doesn’t know who he’s up against.
We’re raising money to help Kathleen pay her rent so she can focus on the fight. Every little bit helps!

gofund.me/bb6d938d
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