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The Jets being elite at a stat called ASS is way too on the nose for this franchise
This is not a joke, but the top-3 WRs in ASS are all on the Jets lmfao

Average Separation Scores per @FantasyPtsData

1. Garrett Wilson: 0.227
2. Omar Cooper: 0.210
3. Adonai Mitchell: 0.200

4. Zay Flowers: 0.179
5. Josh Downs: 0.164

Who has it better than Geno Smith?
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Melodramatic Manatee retweeted
CLARIFICATION THE VIDEO GAME I’M NOT DYING GUYS DON’T WORRY
Do any of you guys know your turn to die 🥺🥺
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Melodramatic Manatee retweeted
Okay this might be the best one yet.
when HR reminds you to complete the anonymous employee survey
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Melodramatic Manatee retweeted
Lmaoo one of the guys on my team sent a PTO request for a “trip to vice city” next week (I approved)
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Melodramatic Manatee retweeted
The #Raiders met with Kirk Cousins today, and GM John Spytek and HC Klint Kubiak went through his options with him.

Despite not having a no-trade clause, Las Vegas allowed Cousins to decide whether he wanted to be traded to Minnesota.
BREAKING: The #Raiders are trading QB Kirk Cousins to the #Vikings.
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Melodramatic Manatee retweeted
Bears acquire RB Kyle Monongai at the trade deadline
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RT @calebwi18iams: The concept of bears lore making it to anime twitter is hilarious
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Kirk Cousins griddying next to Justin Jefferson in the end zone and Lambeau Field next weekend is going to hit like a drug
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#Skol #Vikings be like…
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Hate us or love us, you watched.
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I hope people appreciate what is likely the last dance for Kirk Cousins. We will never see a a more generational bag securer. The man’s agent should be a first ballot hall of famer. Kirko Chains
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RT @QuanDBtalk: Yall dont know how good it felt when the camera turned to Loveland and there was nobody around 😂😂
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Melodramatic Manatee retweeted
It’s 36 year old Keenan Allen
Not tweeting again until John Lynch trades for a receiver.
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Watching Chicago Bears fans adopt that twitter user the same way World Cup fans adopted Essie_ch is really fun
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No lie this might be the worst throw in NFL history
Carson Wentz is not real
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Melodramatic Manatee retweeted
a Herbert KOC QB/HC duo would invent new excuses that you didn’t think was even possible
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Bears FC is growing exponentially this might be the best thing to happen to us since we hired Ben Johnson
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I think it’s hilarious how Media and Fans are ruling out Caleb after ONE bad Game this Season. Every QB in the league has a bad Game eventually. They’ll remember the Interceptions, but they won’t acknowledge the fact that he marched the Offense down during the Final Drive when we needed him the most, and he delivered. Talk soon.
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If I was a professor at “New Bears Fan University”, this would be a unit in my class:
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I had this feeling for a Reason. Nothing in this league is “easy”.
This feels like such a Trap Game.
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