•Mel•🏂 retweeted
Please is there anyone around Ketu that can get me to a hospital?
I don’t feel ok at all and I can barely breathe.
I don’t feel ok at all and I can barely breathe.
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•Mel•🏂 retweeted
Thank you very much for this question!
Before we dive in, keep it in mind that not all women can squirt, but you can try sha!
Before the action, the prep: make sure she is properly hydrated throughout the day
Secondly, make sure she is well relaxed, if not, it’ll never happen
Thirdly get a waterproof sheet or mackintosh so you don’t make a mess on the bed, it’ll help her relax more.
Let’s start by dividing squirters into three categories:
The water park: you don’t have to do too much, once you’re thrusting, she will definitely squirt, it can be missionary or any other position, if you find one, keep her, don’t let her go! Bonus tip, once she starts squirting, make sure you rub the big C
Second category, you’d have to use your finger(one or two depending on what she can take, also make sure your finger is clean and well trimmed) your finger goes halfway in then curve it upwards if you feel a rough surface in there, Keep stimulating that region, then watch her body language and go with the flow, you can add your tongue on the big C if you’re into that or use your other hands to rub on the big C in addition to your fingers and follow her body language to splash town
Third category, you’d have to use your tongue on the big C, the only danger is that splash can come on your face!!
For educational purposes only, stay celibate!!!
Before we dive in, keep it in mind that not all women can squirt, but you can try sha!
Before the action, the prep: make sure she is properly hydrated throughout the day
Secondly, make sure she is well relaxed, if not, it’ll never happen
Thirdly get a waterproof sheet or mackintosh so you don’t make a mess on the bed, it’ll help her relax more.
Let’s start by dividing squirters into three categories:
The water park: you don’t have to do too much, once you’re thrusting, she will definitely squirt, it can be missionary or any other position, if you find one, keep her, don’t let her go! Bonus tip, once she starts squirting, make sure you rub the big C
Second category, you’d have to use your finger(one or two depending on what she can take, also make sure your finger is clean and well trimmed) your finger goes halfway in then curve it upwards if you feel a rough surface in there, Keep stimulating that region, then watch her body language and go with the flow, you can add your tongue on the big C if you’re into that or use your other hands to rub on the big C in addition to your fingers and follow her body language to splash town
Third category, you’d have to use your tongue on the big C, the only danger is that splash can come on your face!!
For educational purposes only, stay celibate!!!
Please how do you guys make a girl squirt?🙏🏾
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•Mel•🏂 retweeted
On this wall are the names of the 270 indigenes of Yelewata who were killed in one night. Nigerians need to learn to feel for one another. We cannot become so insensitive to human suffering that we are just as dead inside as the politicians who are supposed to protect us. These families, dreams and lives ahead of them. We must never lose our humanity because of financial gain.
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PRESS STATEMENT:
Alwan's Failed 112 National TV Demo Is a Snapshot of APC Government Failure - NDC Campaign Council
The failed attempt by President Bola Tinubu’s Campaign Spokesperson, Mallam Alwan Hassan, to demonstrate the functionality of Nigeria's 112 emergency line on nothing short of a national embarrassment, and a prime example of the total flop of All Progressives Congress (APC) government that we’ve been speaking about.
In what should have been a straightforward demonstration of a critical public safety service, the emergency line failed to respond. The very system he sought to showcase as working became a live illustration of a government that has collapsed
Apart from theembarrassing television moment, the incident raises serious questions about the state of Nigeria's emergency response infrastructure and the government's preparedness to protect the lives of its citizens.
When Nigerians face accidents, violent attacks, medical emergencies or other life-threatening situations, they need a responsive emergency system, not government propaganda and television performances. Giving an excuse that the line did not work because of “network issues,” does not cut it at all. We ask the APC government to stop giving excuses and get things moving!!!
To be sure, this is not an isolated failure. Nigerians contend daily with insecurity, poorly equipped hospitals, unreliable public infrastructure, failing institutions and a rising cost of living. From the roads on which citizens risk their lives to the hospitals where many struggle to access basic care, the gap between government claims and the lived reality of Nigerians has become increasingly difficult to ignore.
What makes this particularly troubling is the government's apparent obsession with defending its record rather than fixing the problems. Public resources, government machinery and official platforms should be deployed to deliver results, not manufacture positive headlines. Governance is not about what government spokespersons say on television, it is about what ordinary Nigerians experience when they need their government most.
The tragedy is that the government appears more interested in defending its image than confronting the realities Nigerians face daily. A government that cannot demonstrate that its emergency line works should be more concerned about fixing the system than staging public relations exercises. What we saw was a failed APC, failed 112 Emergency line, failed everything.
The NDC calls on the APC-led government to admit their failure, stop deceiving Nigerians, and prepare to vacate office in 2027 to enable a more efficient government led by NDC Presidential candidate Mr. Peter Obi and his running mate Alhaji Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso, to remedy gross failures, while returning the country to good governance.
Nigerians deserve a government that works, institutions that function and public services that can be trusted when lives are on the line. Public safety is not a propaganda exercise. And the lives of Nigerians are too important to be reduced to a failed television demonstration.
Signed
Dr. Chiogo Constance Ikokwu
For Inquiries: @Ccikokwu
Spokesperson
NDC National Campaign Council
Alwan's Failed 112 National TV Demo Is a Snapshot of APC Government Failure - NDC Campaign Council
The failed attempt by President Bola Tinubu’s Campaign Spokesperson, Mallam Alwan Hassan, to demonstrate the functionality of Nigeria's 112 emergency line on nothing short of a national embarrassment, and a prime example of the total flop of All Progressives Congress (APC) government that we’ve been speaking about.
In what should have been a straightforward demonstration of a critical public safety service, the emergency line failed to respond. The very system he sought to showcase as working became a live illustration of a government that has collapsed
Apart from theembarrassing television moment, the incident raises serious questions about the state of Nigeria's emergency response infrastructure and the government's preparedness to protect the lives of its citizens.
When Nigerians face accidents, violent attacks, medical emergencies or other life-threatening situations, they need a responsive emergency system, not government propaganda and television performances. Giving an excuse that the line did not work because of “network issues,” does not cut it at all. We ask the APC government to stop giving excuses and get things moving!!!
To be sure, this is not an isolated failure. Nigerians contend daily with insecurity, poorly equipped hospitals, unreliable public infrastructure, failing institutions and a rising cost of living. From the roads on which citizens risk their lives to the hospitals where many struggle to access basic care, the gap between government claims and the lived reality of Nigerians has become increasingly difficult to ignore.
What makes this particularly troubling is the government's apparent obsession with defending its record rather than fixing the problems. Public resources, government machinery and official platforms should be deployed to deliver results, not manufacture positive headlines. Governance is not about what government spokespersons say on television, it is about what ordinary Nigerians experience when they need their government most.
The tragedy is that the government appears more interested in defending its image than confronting the realities Nigerians face daily. A government that cannot demonstrate that its emergency line works should be more concerned about fixing the system than staging public relations exercises. What we saw was a failed APC, failed 112 Emergency line, failed everything.
The NDC calls on the APC-led government to admit their failure, stop deceiving Nigerians, and prepare to vacate office in 2027 to enable a more efficient government led by NDC Presidential candidate Mr. Peter Obi and his running mate Alhaji Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso, to remedy gross failures, while returning the country to good governance.
Nigerians deserve a government that works, institutions that function and public services that can be trusted when lives are on the line. Public safety is not a propaganda exercise. And the lives of Nigerians are too important to be reduced to a failed television demonstration.
Signed
Dr. Chiogo Constance Ikokwu
For Inquiries: @Ccikokwu
Spokesperson
NDC National Campaign Council
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•Mel•🏂 retweeted
Guyyy this girl don go round see situations, na cry for alarm be this, she just no fit believe her eyes..😂
And una never begin Dey enter Zamfara Dey go front oo, good thing is how Obi is going round with this young people so they know the real mess they are in.
And una never begin Dey enter Zamfara Dey go front oo, good thing is how Obi is going round with this young people so they know the real mess they are in.
Nigeria is grossly underdeveloped.
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•Mel•🏂 retweeted
i was out late and i wanted to inform my mom that i won’t be coming home, i sat on a spot for like 10-20 mins, thinking of an excuse. only for her to say “okay okay okay” and hang up before i could even tell her the excuse.
is this adulthood?? 😭
is this adulthood?? 😭
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•Mel•🏂 retweeted
“Don’t post whatever makes you happy”
But if I post whatever makes me sad on my page everytime, you will start calling me sadist.
Bruh…. Just do you.
If you don’t like it fine, let people be. Condemn trolls and let people do them.
But if I post whatever makes me sad on my page everytime, you will start calling me sadist.
Bruh…. Just do you.
If you don’t like it fine, let people be. Condemn trolls and let people do them.
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•Mel•🏂 retweeted
Building a signature scent or developing that irresistible body scent goes beyond just the perfumes and body sprays you use.
It starts right from the shower: your soap, body scrub, shower gel, body lotion, and then your perfume and body spray.
Every product you use plays a role hout the day.
So, if you want to smell good from head to toe, start paying attention to your entire bodycare routine, not just your perfume.
It starts right from the shower: your soap, body scrub, shower gel, body lotion, and then your perfume and body spray.
Every product you use plays a role hout the day.
So, if you want to smell good from head to toe, start paying attention to your entire bodycare routine, not just your perfume.
I want to put you guys on to something. Will you listen?
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It took 112 minutes to make this happen.
PRESS STATEMENT
ALL PROGRESSIVES CONGRESS PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN COUNCIL
REORGANIZATION OF MEDIA AND COMMUNICATIONS STRUCTURE
To ensure more cohesive, disciplined, and effective public engagement, the All Progressives Congress Presidential Campaign Council has made some changes to the structure of the Directorate of Media and Strategic Communications.
The Council has approved that only the campaign's Director-General, Senator Abdulaziz Yari; the Minister of Solid Minerals, Dele Alake, as official Spokesperson; and the Minister of Information and National Orientation, Alhaji Mohammed Idris, will speak on behalf of the Council.
All previously announced persons in this capacity shall henceforth dissolve into the Directorate of Media and Strategic Communications as members.
Radio and TV stations are hereby advised to take note of these changes and act accordingly. The campaign will delegate appropriate person(s) for appearances where and when necessary.
Rt. Honourable Femi Gbajabiamila
Chief of Staff to the President and Deputy Director-General (Administration), APC Presidential Campaign Council
November 11, 2026
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•Mel•🏂 retweeted
Bro police go carry you for road and dem no go allow you call anybody…. No be kidnapping be that ?
Time don reach to face this people again
#whereisusman
Time don reach to face this people again
#whereisusman
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•Mel•🏂 retweeted
But instead of burning us in hell, why cant God use us as slaves in heaven
Like we can fetch water for the righteous 🤔
Like we can fetch water for the righteous 🤔
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•Mel•🏂 retweeted
Every time I see many of us tagging
@imoteda
in our financial requests, I hardly see people taking a moment to simply check up on her. Good day, ma
@imoteda
❤️ I pray that life continues to be kind to you, ma, and that you never lack reasons to smile.
Today, from a genuinely sincere heart, I’d also love to gift you ₦10,000. I know it’s not much compared to the generosity you constantly show others, but I believe that even givers deserve to receive sometimes. Allow someone to put a smile on your face too. ❤️
@imoteda
in our financial requests, I hardly see people taking a moment to simply check up on her. Good day, ma
@imoteda
❤️ I pray that life continues to be kind to you, ma, and that you never lack reasons to smile.
Today, from a genuinely sincere heart, I’d also love to gift you ₦10,000. I know it’s not much compared to the generosity you constantly show others, but I believe that even givers deserve to receive sometimes. Allow someone to put a smile on your face too. ❤️
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