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What I bring to the table:
• Poems, music and prose written exclusively for you.
• Military-grade hardware.
• Suprise Belly laughs.
• Emotional awareness and maturity.
• Outstanding ingenuity.
• Lifetime tech support.
• 24hrs Roadside assistance.
• 24hrs Emergency Medical Assistance.
• Deep conversations at 2 PM or 2 AM.
• Loyalty beyond reason.
• Cuddles on demand.
• Certified pre-owned.
• Limited lifetime warranty.
• Special APR available for well-qualified yearners.
• Poems, music and prose written exclusively for you.
• Military-grade hardware.
• Suprise Belly laughs.
• Emotional awareness and maturity.
• Outstanding ingenuity.
• Lifetime tech support.
• 24hrs Roadside assistance.
• 24hrs Emergency Medical Assistance.
• Deep conversations at 2 PM or 2 AM.
• Loyalty beyond reason.
• Cuddles on demand.
• Certified pre-owned.
• Limited lifetime warranty.
• Special APR available for well-qualified yearners.
what I bring to the table
-honestly pretty good looking if you grade on a curve for what a huge annoying nerd I am
-enjoy discussing technical topics
-generally agreeable and deferential*
-can’t cook but will always eat your cooking without complaint bc I don’t know any better
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This is an example of what a lot of men don't understand about what makes a woman attracted to a man. Obviously they're all Hollywood actors so they are all objectively attractive but there's a different thing happening with women than men.
A woman can look at any one of these actors and say "yeah he's good looking, but they don't do anything for me"
But here's the kicker a lotta dudes don't understand:
This sort of thing can turn really quickly.
Same woman can see a picture and think "meh" in a glamor shot, but could see the same man petting a stray kitten and get their butter melt in a candid photo that he didn't know was getting taken.
The exact opposite can be true too.
A woman can think a man is very initially attractive but he does something completely benign and it turns her off completely.
I know as a man it's weird and women are oftentimes a complete mystery, which leave us bewildered (uber-wildered? Whatever wilder level is beyond bewildered) but knowing this tidbit is a good thing.
Stop being something you're not, keep improving yourself, and hilariously some woman is going to be like "that one"
A woman can look at any one of these actors and say "yeah he's good looking, but they don't do anything for me"
But here's the kicker a lotta dudes don't understand:
This sort of thing can turn really quickly.
Same woman can see a picture and think "meh" in a glamor shot, but could see the same man petting a stray kitten and get their butter melt in a candid photo that he didn't know was getting taken.
The exact opposite can be true too.
A woman can think a man is very initially attractive but he does something completely benign and it turns her off completely.
I know as a man it's weird and women are oftentimes a complete mystery, which leave us bewildered (uber-wildered? Whatever wilder level is beyond bewildered) but knowing this tidbit is a good thing.
Stop being something you're not, keep improving yourself, and hilariously some woman is going to be like "that one"
I don't watch Love Is Blind, but in honor of the discourse, here are some men who do nothing for me.
Men seething when a woman isn't attracted to a man THEY think is attractive will never not be hilarious 😂
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Is Chad wearing the hat of "I just like sex"?
vs
Is the hat wearing Chad with "I have to compulsively have sex with more and more strangers just to feel something, anything"?
vs
Is the hat wearing Chad with "I have to compulsively have sex with more and more strangers just to feel something, anything"?
The generational curse of everyone:
-> Chad actually likes pretty girl.
-> Hasn’t yet bonded with her emotionally because not enough time spent yet
-> other women drive to his house to give him free sex
-> he gets distracted
-> Chad and pretty girl never end up dating even though they probably would’ve had a great relationship pre dating apps
-> The other women keep finding Chads to hook up with in hopes of relationship
-> It doesn’t happen
-> The other women keep Chads from being relationship oriented and forever distracted (and value oriented by extension)
-> Women now think they have to give sex to random men just for attention
-> No work on his part needed
-> Casual sex is breaking society
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"Extended warranty? How can I lose?"
What is a quote from @TheSimpsons that you would have engraved on your tombstone? ⛼ 🌹 💛
#TheSimpsonsGoats #TheSimpsons #SimpsonsForever
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I'm not the only guy who likes to quote Buffalo Bill when he's applying chapstick, right?
Right? 🥺
Right? 🥺
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This is the equivalent of beating the same game on beginner mode over and over again thinking it's some sort accomplishment.
Let alone talk about the wildly overinflated ego that one must have to think that one night with so many women will forever ruin them. 🙄
Let alone talk about the wildly overinflated ego that one must have to think that one night with so many women will forever ruin them. 🙄
Chad is real, and he’s basically a drug to women.
My buddy is 6’1, jacked, tan, funny, nice, insane game. Basically Terra Chad IRL.
He’s hooked up with 500+ women in NYC. He mostly goes for 4-7s. Why? 8s and 9s require effort. With 4-7s, he barely has to try. He doesn’t spend any money and gets what he wants.
He ghosts them, sends the HR rejection text, moves on… been doing this for many years, as he enjoys it.
Meanwhile they’re left thinking, “I dated a guy like that before. That’s my standard now.”
So the next normal dude is competing with a guy who was never actually competing for her. Now the normie is booking a $500 dinner just to get a chance.
There are MANY such cases.
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The future is going to be rather terrifying but also in the beginning really ridiculously cute!
Warhound, a defense‑tech startup founded by Palmer Luckey and Ben Lamm, has raised $200 million in seed funding to genetically engineer war dogs for the U.S. military.
Lamm is responsible for the de-extinction of the dire wolf which died out ~10,000 years ago.
Warhound will biobank their genetic material before cloning the proven dogs.
The company will take the cell lines for top breeds like Belgian Malinois and German Shepherd before editing the genes to make the dogs perform better and improve “things like speed and agility or enhance olfactory sensors for bomb sniffing and whatnot.”
Luckey’s Anduril will supply the dogs with advanced body armor, ear coverings, and other military technology like EagleEye, an artificial intelligence military helmet.
Anduril is also reportedly working with META on battlefield augmented reality eyewear.
Lamm says the genetically modified dogs with advanced equipment will not only make the dogs safer, but will also make the human handlers safer.
The first Warhound puppies will reportedly soon be cloned and incubated and will be born in early 2027 and then will begin training.
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You can't say the wrong thing to the right person.
Which frees you to be yourself when you think about it.
Eventually they're gonna figure you out, just a matter of time, so might as well front load it so this way you can either get the disappointment out of the way and move on, or (hopefully) the delightful response out of the way and know where y'all stand.
Which frees you to be yourself when you think about it.
Eventually they're gonna figure you out, just a matter of time, so might as well front load it so this way you can either get the disappointment out of the way and move on, or (hopefully) the delightful response out of the way and know where y'all stand.
It's not what you say, it's how you say it, gentlemen.
I've had 2 different men open with, "Do you believe in God?"
One weirded me TF out, one became my boyfriend 😁
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Update:
Made small talk with this same girl this morning. Absolutely zero kind of awkwardness or awareness that this may have been kind of weird.
Which honestly makes it even weirder...
Made small talk with this same girl this morning. Absolutely zero kind of awkwardness or awareness that this may have been kind of weird.
Which honestly makes it even weirder...
So this girl at Napa who I had a crush on for a minute
So anyways making a small talk and she said she's dying. I asked if it's Edo in a Sylvia Plath kind of way or you know something else and she indicates that she's having cramps and then goes it to fairly Stark detail about not being prepared yesterday for Aunt Flo to come to town.
Mind you, I'm a father of two adult women and have been married for a really long time and was a medic so bodily fluids and what have you don't bother me? It's just a rather intimate disclosure given that we are on a a "how you doing" two to three times a week kind of thing
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