Ivy (Duct Tape Enthusiast) retweeted
Putting on my bane mask to go get a cavity filled. The dentists asks me to take it off, I tell him it would be very painful. He tells me it's a big cavity, I respond, for you.
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Ivy (Duct Tape Enthusiast) retweeted
There is “Global Warming” but it’s due to the increased presence of the Holy Spirit in these tumultuous times.
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Ivy (Duct Tape Enthusiast) retweeted
I wrote about the deification of Mao among the Mangghuer people of the northeastern Tibetan Plateau, and argued that part of the reason he was deified was precisely because of the violent, destructive way in which he wielded power.
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Ivy (Duct Tape Enthusiast) retweeted
Traditionally, the butch was responsible for wearing a dark hooded costume with pointy bat ears that they use while beating up criminals while the femme was her plucky sidekick in green shorts
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for all 3 of my cats so far it has been caffeine. they love to try and commit suicide by drinking tea or coffee
every cat upon instantiation will spawn with one random non-meat food item it is obsessed with. There is no way to tell what this is until the day the cat will steal something off your plate like its life depended upon it
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Ivy (Duct Tape Enthusiast) retweeted
Young women don’t read People. You know who does? Middle-aged housewives who pick it up at grocery store checkout
Always middle-aged men are shown as "sexiest man" by the media. It's a grooming tactic to brainwash young women to find old men attractive.
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idk if digger is really anti-art so much as focused on the compromises and concessions that artists feel they need to make to produce art.
no one in "fossil fools" thinks they are saving the world. they are irritated by having to dumb shit down to the lowest common denominator.
no one in "fossil fools" thinks they are saving the world. they are irritated by having to dumb shit down to the lowest common denominator.
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Ivy (Duct Tape Enthusiast) retweeted
Intentionally campy horror movies are like the most joyless slogs ever conceived
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i don’t go here but it’s very peak mcelroy brothers down to basically every fan of it being in a constant audition to the fourth brother
lotta people getting mad about this as though I said “dropout sucks shit and I hate their comedy” rather than “here is an objective truth about dropout’s business strategy and I don’t like the kind of person that strategy is designed to target”
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