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Alanis Morissette comes out as pansexual trib.al/FHl8hvh
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Jerry Seinfeld’s INCREDIBLE Reveal about the ‘Beached Whale Golf Ball’
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PCSO passed police information to machete gang bbc.in/4zu4eEu
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Padme’s medical droid: She just lost the will to live.

Me (there for some reason): Wait, what? That’s not a thing.

Droid: Good catch—You’re right, my first diagnosis of “lost her will to live” was incorrect. She actually had a massive cerebral hemorrhage.
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Replying to @DAaronovitch
@DAaronovitch Conte resigned on March 26th 2023.

i rest my case

thank you.
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I’m not saying you’ve gotta hand it to the Unabomber, but unfortunately, you’ve gotta hand it to the Unabomber.
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Has anyone considered the hit to productivity in the western world that’s due once GTA VI is dropped, and is there anything close to a reasonable way to measure it?
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Still regularly shocked that Finn Russell manages to be a world class athlete with that rig.
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Admiration of beauty is not only godly, but a crucial part of White culture.

There is nothing inherently sexual about it. It’s completely different from posting Instagram pictures in a bathing suit.
Admiration of beauty is not only godly, but a crucial part of White culture.

There is nothing inherently sexual about it. It’s completely different from posting Instagram pictures in a bathing suit.
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And he went on Woman's Hour and they all giggled and fawned over him. Woman's Hour!
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‘They’ manipulated the sun to shine so bright that Icarus was done for. It’s the only explanation.
Back in 2009 English singer song writing legend Morrissey offered a stark warning and look into the future for young Russell Brand. Russell looks on trying to take it all in.
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Of all the things to sling at him. Sheesh.
Angus Macyntire, Reform UK’s new ‘shadow defence minister’ appears to be wearing military issue DPMs on a private deer hunt when he was serving. RAF dress regulations (AP1358) restrict wearing uniform off duty or on leave. Has he breached those regulations?
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A lesson with very wide applicability...
A barbarian tribe’s mythic origin story is true, ancient DNA reveals | Science | AAAS science.org/content/articl…
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Can’t imagine many of you watched Saints vs Tigers in the Prem cup. But the Saints academy is an unbelievable production line of attacking talent. Some serious prospects coming through. And yeah, we’re three scrum halves down now. Shit.
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Replying to @DavidDPaxton
Oh… turns out our fourth choice scrum half is also amazing.
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Replying to @tonywbrown
@tonywbrown Anyone who's ever absent-mindedly shone the wrong side in club cricket and got a volley from the bowler knows this, but we've all been supposed to pretend that Pat Cummins wasn't a fucking cheat for years at this point.
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The absolute fucking state of it.
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Anyway, must be a lonely life for people like Bloodworth.
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