Finally, a true genius and someone with the experience and deep knowledge to allay 99% of all the theorising across X on vulnerabilities and AI bringing our world to a standstill.
I'll be the first to admit I'm mediocre at exploit development, but I am in contact with enough extremely talented exploit developers to say this for certain:
Anyone claiming they were "easily" able to generate a working php2shell exploit with AI is either:
a) a world-class an extreme case of imposter syndrome.
b) currently looking at some very confident-sounding but wrong LLM output.
I'm rather certain it's the latter based on the number of AI-hallucinated exploits I've seen posted on GitHub. Threat actors are also blasting my honeypot network with "php2shell" exploits that not only don't work, but aren't even within 10,000 miles of anything to do with how the exploit actually works.
I've seen the same technique from the attached image in multiple alleged "php2shell exploits", including one on GitHub with over 100 stars. Problem is, it's not php2shell, nor is it even a vulnerability at all. It's a technique known as "session poisoning", which can be leveraged to exploit local file inclusion (LFI) vulnerabilities in PHP apps (not PHP itself).
The only thing it has in common with CVE-2026-109618/CVE-2026-109619 is they both use the "PHP_SESSION_UPLOAD_PROGRESS" feature. And mitigation advice for both issues reference setting "session.upload_progress.enabled" to "Off".
People are shoving loose details of the vulnerability into LLMs, the LLMs are keying in on the "PHP_SESSION_UPLOAD_PROGRESS" string, then generating session poisoning code that has nothing to do with the actual CVE. And because the people doing this have absolutely no idea what they're doing, they're confident enough to post their "proof of concept exploit" to GitHub and share it on social media.
So if you see people talking about "session poisoning + LFI" it's likely their LLM hallucinated an exploit based on a 2018 blog by Orange Tsai talking about a local file inclusion attack vector.
What's even worse is that "security researchers" are then using LLMs to triage these exploitation attempts, falling victim to the same hallucinations, then confirming there is ongoing mass-exploitation (there currently isn't).
The actual real exploit is very difficult to exploit, and so far I've not seen anyone successfully get it working on more than a handful of PHP version with highly-specific configurations.
LLMs are useful tools in the hands of skilled professionals, but for others, they're often just a Dunning-Kruger accelerator.
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had no idea the smart as heck @richardpbacon helmed a pod.
delighted to find it, and even more enthused because the first ep I saw ft the grizzled genius Johnny Vaughan.
youtube.com/watch?v=9vcwHF…
delighted to find it, and even more enthused because the first ep I saw ft the grizzled genius Johnny Vaughan.
youtube.com/watch?v=9vcwHF…
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$60 for an hour of robot cleaning sounds fucking stupid.
I don't know how much human cleaners cost round your way, but that's a morning in my world. By someone who knows what the hell they're doing.
read.corematter.com/p/tau-robotics…
I don't know how much human cleaners cost round your way, but that's a morning in my world. By someone who knows what the hell they're doing.
read.corematter.com/p/tau-robotics…
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This one is really going to test the courage of investors. That is some loss for a business valued in the trillions...
wsj.com/tech/ai/anthro…
wsj.com/tech/ai/anthro…
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I had the most wonderful conversation a few weeks ago with the inimitable @kirupa. He hosts a brilliant podcast covering business, design, and innovation.
We covered some ground. Took some wild, weird, and wonderful, turns.
Join us.
open.spotify.com/episode/53I9v0…
We covered some ground. Took some wild, weird, and wonderful, turns.
Join us.
open.spotify.com/episode/53I9v0…
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The world’s most addictive podcast would comprise seasons of episodes that each included an interview with each and every household down a single road.
I think this will be my thesis for an MSc in Sociology.
I think this will be my thesis for an MSc in Sociology.
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Burnham pruning society like some RHS 3”exhibit is charming, vainglorious, and a true distraction from all the important stuff expected from elected officials.
Babies and parents on planes. Cheaper fuel app. And now this shitshow.
theguardian.com/politics/2026/…
Babies and parents on planes. Cheaper fuel app. And now this shitshow.
theguardian.com/politics/2026/…
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PAID PARTNERSHIP aka HIGHLY LIKELY TO BE ENTIRELY DISINGENUOUS AND A MONEY GRAB BY A GREEDY IDIOT WHO WANTS TO SERVE YOU ADS, NOT VALUE.
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I can never recognise the language used in Amazon chats. It’s mostly complete gibberish. Every time.
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A real fucking legend and a genius of the movies shaping millions of lives.
Real heroes don’t need any of this AI shit.
Real heroes don’t need any of this AI shit.
40 years since making The Color of Money.
I had the privilege as a young artist, to have a general meeting with Paul Newman and separately with Martin Scorsese years before making this film, where they shared some of their wisdom on cinema.
Of course, I’d seen their films, but or the first time, I set up a personal study course where I would watch their films in sequence from the beginning of their careers, up until that point in time.
After being cast in The Color of Money, I once again studied all of their films in sequence.
Having studied their work, then being able to see firsthand these incredible artists, the towering legends of our field, at work on set, I was able to observe their practical application in every aspect of acting and filmmaking from their point of view.
I will always be grateful for this opportunity and for the generosity that Newman and Scorsese showed me with their knowledge of cinema and insight throughout the entire process.
To Marty, Paul, and the enormously talented cast and crew, it was a pleasure and an honor to be part of this film with you all! I have carried this experience and knowledge with me my entire career.
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I love Seinfeld.
But rewatching it makes me realise The Office was leagues ahead in cleverness and snappiness.
Some people rate Seinfeld as the best ever sitcom.
Curb Your Enthusiasm is without doubt Larry David’s best work.
I think Seinfeld makes a better stand-up.
But rewatching it makes me realise The Office was leagues ahead in cleverness and snappiness.
Some people rate Seinfeld as the best ever sitcom.
Curb Your Enthusiasm is without doubt Larry David’s best work.
I think Seinfeld makes a better stand-up.
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No question ai is having a massively detrimental impact on young people.
Anyone under 30 who’s AI-pilled seems to have lost their whole personality and any sense of virtuous purpose.
Anyone under 30 who’s AI-pilled seems to have lost their whole personality and any sense of virtuous purpose.
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