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The “blunt objects people grasp for while being strangled in a noir” section of Target
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People are resharing this clip from the failed Bob Dylan musical and I’m proud to say, to answer “what’s your biggest contribution to the internet?” I taped this off TV for Best Week Ever
Happy anniversary to The Times They Are a-Changin', the truly cursed Bob Dylan Broadway musical that opened on this date in 2006 (and closed a couple weeks later). For "Like a Rolling Stone," they had the whole cast—wait for it—roll around on stones.
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Showed my kid the 80s My Little Pony and one of the ponies is unmistakably Nancy Cartwright doing an early Bart Simpson voice
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The Beavis and Butthead phrase I still think about is them saying the Beastie Boys are cool cause they can “jump around real slow”
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I’ll also never forget Butthead’s accurate assessment of The Flaming Lips’ “She Don’t Use Jelly”
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Easiest way to go viral 5 years ago was to post “did anyone else want to eat this food SO BADLY????” then like this pic
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I was also extremely proud to get this one in there x.com/h_kirk6/status…
Another ESPN Jeopardy favorite of mine.
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If The Simpsons took place today, their house would be worth four hundred million dollars. Homer's income adjusted for inflation would be one billion dollars per second; the pink car would be so valuable, only the Sultan of Brunei could possess it. Every person in 1987 had this
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The opening scene from Apocalypse Now was entirely improvised by the actors on the day of the shooting. The scripted line was "here we are in Vietnam, ladies" but on one take, they decided to destroy the jungle, and Francis Ford Coppola loved it so much, he kept it in the film
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Sports teams unveiling a new third jersey are always like "the brown stripe is a nod to our town's original nickname, Sewer City"
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Hey MAMDANI, what do you think of THIS (vid of me spraying my hose into my microwave, unclear what grievance I'm responding to)
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Who can forget that one summer we were all saying Bart’s iconic catchphrase, “Watch it, dude.”
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I have a fantasy of someday running for office and my opposition digs through all of my old tweets and they can't believe how many underrated bangers are in there
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Fun part of this World Cup is learning about all these specific ethnic enclaves in the US, every game has some cut that’s like “and here’s the famed Curaçaoan community in Wilmington, Delaware” and it’s some random bar with like 450,000 people
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Saw a guy wearing a “The best dads come with BEARDS and TATTS” t-shirt who did not have a beard or any tattoos. Have spent most of today thinking about this
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