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I get chills every single time I watch an Olympic medal ceremony #OlympicGames

Please explain to me how I had a blood test at my GP surgery two hours ago and the results are already online?!

In all seriousness... HOW does this happen when the fibre is just in my arm?! What's happening in there to bend it and make it unusable all of a sudden? #gbdoc

In other news, I don't think I've had a sensor last the full 14 days in the last four months 🫠🫠

Has anyone else had terrible luck with their Libre sensors recently? I've had four fail on me within the last week - is there a bad batch? #gbdoc

Do I know any Brighton drummers, or do YOU know any Brighton drummers, who are looking for a new band? If so, hit me up (not my band)!

AGAIN I have a new consultant for my next diabetes appointment! I wish I had some degree of continuity as a patient - I see someone different literally every single time and it's really tedious having to start from scratch over and over again

I also wish I could find ANY information on my consultants online - I'm not a people person at the best of times and I find it quite disconcerting having to sit down with a total stranger to discuss my medical history when I don't know a thing about them

Surely soon I'll cycle back to someone I've seen before? I must have seen every diabetes consultant in the city by now

It's no wonder people are pulling their own teeth out - £26.80 for an NHS dentist checkup (almost impossible to find for new patients) vs £105 to see a private dentist at my normal practice 😱

Brighton's contribution to #LoveIsland is surely the most chaotic? Luca, Olivia S9 AND Harriett (which is very funny because 99.9% of people here are just chillin 😎)

Sorry I know this is boring of me but I actually quite like everyone so far?! #LoveIsland

I don't want them to think I'm skipping appointments but equally, I don't want the same appointment twice in the space of a few months! They're stressful enough as it is, without doubling up

You know the government's emergency messaging system? I feel like we should be able to opt into something like that but for Northern Lights alerts in our area... much nicer!

'Food to make a diabetes doctor sigh anxiously'... ffs 🙄 #gbdoc theguardian.com/food/article/2…

I haven't even listened to all the entries yet but I already know I want Ireland to win #Eurovision

I would also accept a Finland win on account of the mad staging (also to make up for the robbery last year) #Eurovision

Yes, yes I was

I love @whatsamadder and I love men in jewellery so we're all winners aren't we (also Locum? Locksmith? Loan shark? really made me chuckle) theguardian.com/fashion/2024/a…