I don't care if the elevator door close button doesn't actually work. I'm going to MASH the button until the door closes.

Then, when we get to the lobby and walk up the front door, I'm going to hit the WALK button on the street crossing 400 times per minute until the light turns green.

Once I grab my sweatshirt I left in the car to bring back to my hotel room, I'm going to hit the LOCK on my car key about 20 times as I walk away...
Hey @grok, is it true the “close door” button in most elevators doesn’t actually do anything?
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I know. I HATE when my favorite things are combined.

Beer & Pizza & Sports: EWWWWW

Surf & Turf: Yuck!

Taco Bell & Mountain Dew Baha Blast: Puke

Wendys Frosty & Girl Scout Thin Mints: AHHHH

I mean imagine the cost if Taco Bell & Doritos combined to make a Cool Ranch Taco ($2.49)
Hmmm. Not sure how I feel about this mashup of some of my favorite things. Plus, how much are they charging for this?
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Should I drive to the Giants Commanders game right now? First you have to hear what it would entail...

First, It will take 4-5 hours to get there, no big deal.

Its gonna be wet, cold and rainy. Not great, but dealable.

After the game its a 4 hour drive home, blah.

Not only will I be driving 9 hours in 1 day...

...But I won't get home until 4am.

All that doesn't sound great...but listen to this...

On Friday, I'm waking up at 9 or 10am and driving to New Haven Connecticut...

So I'll basically be sleeping a few hours, and driving BACK to the Giants game and then beyond...

What do you think? Lol.
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As a former 9 season wizards season ticket holder and someone who never watched hockey ever, it was awesome when the NBA had a lockout that the capitals fans embraced me and helped me to get into hockey.

It’s been an incredible time that included so many good memories, including his point, I’m definitely a hockey fan and I love going to the Caps games.

If you’re a wizards fan and you’ve never been to a capitals game, you gotta check it out sometime, it’s a whole new experience.

Plus at this game, they were wearing the throwback jerseys which every fan seem to have bought. I mean, they know exactly what they’re doing with this merch.
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this college campus is broadcasting, the most annoying sound of the world. It’s hard to even tell on the video, but it’s so much louder than that in real life. LOL.
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It is kind of crazy to find some really good crabcakes in the middle of the Shenandoah Valley of Virginia, but these are some pretty good crabcakes.

You know I’m always gonna drive up to Maryland if I want to take a crabcake field trip, but if I’m out traveling down towards the ntain Seafood in front Royal Virginia is actually doing some real good things with crabcakes.

My favorite item here is actually the fried Whiting. I just like the way they do the breading in the seasoning. And their crabcakes are similar. They’re like golden crispy on the outside. Just good stuff!
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The crowd at the Division 3 basketball game I went to tonight in Winchester, VA was the same size as this...INSANE
Historic, McDonough Arena on the campus of Georgetown University

Hoyas looking to go 3-0… I gotta say - Delaware St is impressing me with their talent early

Sloppy mistakes from GU keeping this one close through 10 min of play

#HoyaSaxa #DMV #Hoops #Georgetown #Basketball
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Check out this beautiful scenery in the Shenandoah Valley before the leaves completely fall off the trees.

Today I’m working out in Fort Valley, Virginia, which is about an hour south of Winchester.

And yes, I have a real job. I film commercials. And sometimes I get to come this and fly drones around and capture video wide screen cinematic commercials.

#drone #dronepilot #shenandoahvalley #virginia #fallfoliage
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bro, I’m going for the record of most games ever. Tonight I’m at a division three basketball game in Winchester, Virginia lol.

We are at Shenandoah University. And the team they’re playing at Gettysburg and they’re named the bullets…. And yet we’re still called the wizards in DC.
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This ginormous pizza slice s a Virginia slice. It’s basically a jumbo slice like in Adam’s Morgan but I can actually eat it without having to go to a bar first. you’ll find it at Benny’s Pizza and you’ll find Benny’s pizza in many small towns and College towns across Virginia and place to eat.
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A bunch of people have recommended me to this place, I’ve heard Brian Mitchell talk about it on the radio, and I’ve eaten here before as well.

Usually, you don’t find good crabcakes in a place like the Shenandoah Valley. Small town, not very close to any ocean. So I don’t know y do it.

It’s called Talk of the Mountain Seafood in front Royal Virginia. I don’t drive out here specifically to eat here, but If I find myself within a 20 minute drive, I’m gonna stop here because this is such a find in rural Virginia.

spelunkers and talk of the mountain seafood. Two must visit spots if you’re coming out to skyline Drive or doing anything near Route 81.
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OK. So the next adventure is OFFICIAL! DMV Adventures goes Connecticut.

1. Friday Lunch at Sally's Apizza in New Haven
2. Friday Night Ohio State @ UCONN Men's Bball
3. Saturday Morn: JMU @ UCONN Football
4. Saturday Night: Hartford AHL Hockey Game
5. Sunday Lunch at Frank Pepe's for Pizza in New Haven

5% chance we get to Commanders/Giants on the way up but don't think we can get off work in time to get up there.

And 1% chance we go to Jets/Bills on the way back home, but come on, I can't go to everything...
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Before: Wings were 25 cents each for MNF
Now: Wings are $20 for a Dozen

Before: Beers were $2.50 Drafts for MNF
Now: Beers are $8 for a Bud Light

Before: Bar Open til Midnight
Now: Bar closes at 10pm

Those are 3 of the main reasons
Random take: I feel like dudes don’t go out and watch Monday Night Football anymore.

When I was in my 20s. There was nothing better than finding a good wing spot. A place with a great beer special. Maybe a waitress/bartender you had the hots for.

What happened to that?
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Just realizing that the Wizards front office has a big board in the back with their grand plan, and this year is a dead year to them. Thats why the coach won't be fired. They aren't supposed to win yet. I now think Davis will be traded 100% by the break.
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oh my gosh, how horrible would that be as a fan. Instead of watching your team play Wagner, you get to watch your team play Alabama and probably play at their home stadium. The horror!
JMU! Congrats on making the playoffs! You now have to go play at Alabama.
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so I’m considering going up to New York on the train for the Thursday night game between the Giants and commanders and then continuing on to Hartford for jmu@Uconn and then back on the train to New Haven for some pizza.

Sadly, I think the Amtrak’s gonna be too expensive because I waited last minute. So maybe we’ll just drive and only go to Connecticut.
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Cool park in Ashburn Loudon County called Reservoir Park. It was just built like a year or two ago and it’s very nice. And in the fall like super beautiful, so great place to take a walk.
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