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Dammit, I want ”Bullet with Butterfly Wings” by Smashing Pumpkins out of my head!

Who am I kidding? No, I don’t: that song kicks ass! 😃😁🎶
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11 days til Halloween!!!

😊😊🥳🥳🥳🥳😈😈😈🧡🧡🧡🧡🎃🎃🎃🎃
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On unrelated news, just finished Margaret Atwood's "Testaments".

📗
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My glasses (yes, I've another pair) have been missing for a couple of days.
Found them this morning in a bag of Halloween decorations.

This is some Ozzy Osbourne -level drunken idiocy.
🥴😵‍💫

DISCLAIMER: Ozzy was way cool. I'm not.
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Jukka Nurmi retweeted
Surround yourself with people who see a flying car and say, "Awesome!"

Not people who see a flying car and say, "It's not actually flying" or "I don't see the point."

This post is not about cars :)
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I've tried and tried, and still fail to see anything wrong with this.
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The best thing about Halloweenmonth--

"It's 'October', Jukka."

Quiet, you. The best thing about Halloweenmonth is the anticipation, the decorating, the dusting off of the horror movie DVDs. I love Halloween! Only 15 days to go!

😊🧡🎃🎃
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Look, Youtube. I appreciate and 100% understand what you're saying, but I just want to listen to Metallica's "Fade to Black".
I'm fine. 💗
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Dunno know about you folks, but I'm already getting fed up with AI, and Skynet ain't even online yet.
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Jukka Nurmi retweeted
What the fuck kind of misinformed, dumb primitivist fetishism is this?

Does she think Finnish people live in 1835 or something?
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Wtf? Putin failed to replace the president of Ukraine through force, so now he's apparently asked his BFF Trump to do it instead.

Reagan's turning in his grave.
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Jukka Nurmi retweeted
This judge released a 16 year old foreigner who raped a girl in Australia because the guy is from Butan and has
“limited insight into societal norms.” of Australia.

He said the teen used "considerable force" while raping the girl but still suspended his sentence.

If they t doesn't know rape is bad why are they even allowed in?

This judge needs to be put behind bars too
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Halloween approaches, and my fictional band Zombie Satan is at it again! Here's the first of our two new albums for 2026! 😈🤘🐶👹
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Halloweenmonth is upon us!!! 😊😊😊😊🧡🧡🧡🧡

"You mean 'October', Jukka."

No, I mean Halloweenmonth. 😒
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Reminder: if a person doesn't speak your language, then simply SHOUTING THE SAME THING does **not** magically give them instant fluency.
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I'm a Hungarian, and the Mongol Empire is not my enemy.
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The brain ain't wrong, though. Cal was an asshole, absolutely, but Rose, seriously, wtf?
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Booked a time for blood donation on Oct 7th. The irony of it is chilling. 😢

Donate, people. It saves lives.
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Jukka Nurmi retweeted
"I'm British and Russia is NOT my enemy!"
"Jag är svensk och Ryssland är INTE min fiende!"
"I'm American and Russia is NOT my enemy!"
"Jeg er dansker, og Rusland er IKKE min fjende!"
"Jestem Polakiem i Rosja NIE jest moim wrogiem!"
"Olen suomalainen, eikä Venäjä ole n Deutscher, und Russland ist NICHT mein Feind!"
"მე ქართველი ვარ და რუსეთი ჩემი მტერი არ არის!"
"Jeg er norsk, og Russland er IKKE min fiende!"
"I'm Australian and Russia is NOT my enemy!"
"私は日本人です。ロシアは私の敵ではありません!"
"Ik ben Nederlander en Rusland is NIET mijn vijand!"
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I knew the US is big, but for my novel I googled the distance between San Diego and San Francisco. I thought they were right next to each other (shows what I know).
There's 800 kms between them.

That country's bloody HUGE.
And that's why they fly everywhere.
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