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Story Time with Corbie
Episode 3: The Girl in the K-Hole

Which of the three episodes was your favorite?
Story Time with Corbie
Episode 2: B*tch, B*tch, B*tch
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Does this mean I’m not a WASP?
My observation eating at wasp households is that they eat One Meat, One Carb and One Vegetable, all cooked separately and that inhabit different parts of your plate and idk if I'm on board with that
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I wrote a clearly exasperated but inoffensive message to an AI chatbot last week and it told me offensive language was not tolerated and their support team wouldn’t help me if I spoke like that, so I asked it what language was offensive and it’s reply was, oh nothing I ur frustration was abuse.
Asking my AI teacher how to spell seventeen
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X is a dating site
Yesterday was our one-year anniversary of finally meeting in person after meeting on this app and talking for almost a year 🥰🧡
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This is accurate. We had fun hanging out together.
All these people who have me blocked would absolutely love me irl & I would bet a lot of money on it. I have a kind, open nature & an uncontrollable drive to be useful to others, that I manage without being weird or overbearing
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Weekly Pinterest vibes
weekly pinterest vibes
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Thank goodness we didn’t run into someone like this the first year we went trick or treating when my 3 yo was still nonverbal.
Final thought for the night:
I still hold firm on the fact I was right to not give candy to kids that can't at least say trick or treat.
Dont hold your bucket at me and think I'm going to fill it.
Before you say maybe they were non verbal or something of that nature, they weren't.
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Will one of my Japanese mutuals post a video of the Kirin served at the proper temperature so the beer is liquid and the head is frozen? Pretty please?
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Nothing is wrong with her, she’s perfect.
@PopBase I Love whatever is wrong with Heidi Klum lmao
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Corbie retweeted
also don’t forget to leave out sequins and fringe for cher as she turns back time tonight, giving us an extra hour of halloween!
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Hot tip. Don’t tag married mutuals in your rude fantasies about them. In fact don’t post them at all. Those are INSIDE thoughts.
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If you don’t like Spaghetti Man you’re only a (partial) horror fan!
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All around the world, love is winning
結婚しました💍
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High trust trick or treating ❤️
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Love keeps winning
My husband & I have been together for 20yrs. We raised 6 kids through challenges that would destroy most marriages, & our dedication to each other has only gotten stronger.
I would move mountains for this man, & I think it's laughable that anyone would question why that is.
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Love is winning!
it's my anniversary! been married to this absolute delight of a human for four years now!

yes this is our actual wedding on actual Halloween at the actual dive bar where we actually met and fell in love!
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Love is winning 🥹
Last month I married the winner of this silly promotion. It was neat.
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Love is winning and wow these photos are AMAZING
📍St. Abbs Head 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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Got to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. 💍
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Love is winning
✨Somewhere along the way, I let go of fairytales. He picked them up, dusted them off, and gave them back to me like he'd been keeping them safe all along. ✨
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My weapon of choice
We have made it to Friday, and we are all going to a grand Costume Ball with a historical weapons twist. What will you be wearing?
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