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Taylor Swift fans are the modern day equivalent of those cults who would consistently have inaccurate rapture predictions like once a month
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hey man sorry for wanting to move to the best city in the world after being raised in rural whogivesafuckville america. i didn’t know it was reserved only for theater kids from Lowell, MA
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Rarely do I share someone else’s words here, but I think it would be hard to nail it better than the Daily Show did:
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i’m sorry but i simply cannot mourn the loss of dolly parton until i know her views on the rwandan genocide, the partition of india, or the annexation of crimea. only then can i decide if her countless contributions to the community were worth anything .
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If I tried to jog with these boobs, I'd end up with two black eyes! Enjoy the beautiful weather!!
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Look, whether or not you can take the phrase "Woke 1" seriously, you have to be able to admit that the left made mistakes. Trump won twice! Whatever we did to win the culture war, it objectively failed! What's the point of denying this?
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Is it not weird to MAGA that Trump is practicing core parts of communism?
NEW: US government now owns equity stakes in 30 private companies after being involved in 0 just over a year ago, in some instances being the single largest shareholder according to Cato Institute.
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It’s amazing how much of a 180 I’ve done on dogs. In my early 20s I was all into no-kill shelters and “oh no the poor doggos.” I would have defended the “rehabilitation” of the most f’ed-in-the-head animal.
Now at nearly 40 after having kids it’s like, yeah just euthanize the dogs. What are we even doing here. People donate good money to this?
Now at nearly 40 after having kids it’s like, yeah just euthanize the dogs. What are we even doing here. People donate good money to this?
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I’m of the belief that we’ve been in a “cold” civil war for a while now. Most people might consider the 2016 election to be the starting point, but for me it’s December 14, 2012 and its aftermath.
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knowing stuff makes u rich. A few birds, some architectural styles, a few languages. Just a little here and there and u experience life more richly
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the idea of “running the government like a business” while constantly propagandizing against taxes, which is its main source of revenue, is a fun little contradiction i think we don’t talk about enough
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