Thinking about writing a book with some of the “less positive” feedback I’ve received over the years

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Me, admiring my sound investments

What in the fucking fuck did you fucks all do to the fucking market?

Not even 6 days! I was gone for less than 6 fucking days!

Why the fuck am I so poor? What in the actual….?

Them - uncle Colin, is it true that you used to play rugby?

Me - yes fellas I did

Them - got any advice?

Me - untie the fly half’s shoelaces every opportunity you get. It really irritates them

Them - no, advice about passing or kicking or something

Me - what?

We’re off to visit some friends today who’s kids I haven’t seen since before lockdown

The boys are both teenagers now - which means I can dispense some of my famous life advice

Gm

Me and the boys going as crypto influencers for Halloween

Hopefully it'll be a quiet one tonight.

Me and the boys, all set to go out trick or treating circa 1985

Sad news

My horrible bitch of a neighbour is away all week so didn’t get to see the pumpkin I made specially for her

Might leave it out for a few more days, just in case

It’s you!

My paid group leader, celebrating Uptober with the boys

My great friend @ICOffenderII is here again for dinner and tonight we’re having something presidential

Gm

He’s a British shorthair

Hey you guys!

Dropped his lead

I am offering up to 10 XRP to whoever spots it first

GM!

When I make it in crypto I won’t tell anyone

But there will be signs

Soon…