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I doubt anybody would care, but I’m going to just dump a thread of songs nobody will have ever heard before, right here. Because music really has helped me these last few weeks especially
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All I want for Christmas this year is a load more tattoos tbh
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Ah yes! Because a second yellows and goals have the exact same level of importance when deciding a result, how could we possibly forget that fact?
Sorry but the Portsmouth fans claiming the ref was on our side are hilarious.

Easiest second yellow ever. Should’ve had the whole second half against ten men which is a far bigger decision than a dubious goal being ruled out 🤷‍♂️
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Pompey innit yeah?
Good morning, #Pompey fans. 😂💙
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Fun fact: next Friday will be the first time I see two bands (@ENTERSHIKARI and @HoldingAbsence) who’s lyrics I have tattooed on me, to say I’m buzzing is an understatement
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This tweet had me sad at first, but part two has given me so much hope.

What do you MEAN there’s a chance I get to hear my favourite song of all time in 9 days 😍
no spaceship earth trilogy, no dead in the water, no demons. actually gutted.

but CONSTELLATIONS🌟🌟🌟
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Just seen a #Swansea fan calling us lucky (not retweeting because a pile on is unnecessary) and the headloss in every single reply is mental.

I’ve never seen somebody so incapable of giving the better team any credit for being the better team.

A beautiful night to be Pompey
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Tom Clements retweeted
Full time btw x
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Fully fucking deserved. Fantastic #Pompey
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TOMMY TOMMY TOMMY TOMMY WADDINGHAM
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Tom Clements retweeted
TERRY DEVLIN BABY

That is all.
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Do @Michael_Eisner and @eric_eisner know how much this belongs at Fratton Park I wonder?
Monty's iconic beret (with provenance), plus paperwork, to be sold by US auction house. Guide price: a snip at £30,000.

telegraph.co.uk/gift/28ddb2dfe…
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Professor Brian Cox, what a bloke. What a fascinating evening so far
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Blokes a fucking cock
Dorking Wanderers’ Marc White went absolutely MENTAL at half time with his National League South side 2-1 down…

The double table flip 😂😂😂😂😂
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Holy fuck @ENTERSHIKARI lightyears could well be one of my all time favourites

They’ve done it again.
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It’s tattoo dayyyyyy
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No, and for one huge reason.

It’s about time people started realising that the only reason Leicester won the Premier League is because every other team was so poor and inconsistent that year. Any other year they’re the ‘best of the rest’.
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TERRY DEVLIN BABY

That is all.
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Tom Clements retweeted
The synchronised knee slide. 😮‍💨
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In theory, great idea

In practice, not so much as it doesn’t account for replacement signings or backups who probably would’ve still scored goals
Where would Man City be if they didn’t cheat? 🤷🏻‍♂️

We’ve taken the money pumped into the club by their owners, worked out which signings it funded each season and removed every Premier League goal those players scored.

Here’s what the leagues would look like…

A Thread 🧵👇🏼
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