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Your Favorite Lowes Cashier@Carlnowinslow
14 Apr 2020
New thread given recent events.
Nascar paint schemes captioned with relevant rap lyrics.
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Clabel@Clabel_
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We got people saying Allgaier didn't deserve it, good god.
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ku
@KUrameshi_
Nov 7
LMFAOOO YO SHADOW LINK IS MOVING LIKE FURER BRADLEY SON!!!!!! #OcarinaOfTime #OcarinaofTimeRemake
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Your Favorite Lowes Cashier@Carlnowinslow
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Cool deal for Justin, guy works hard and is humble. You can’t hate the guy
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mel | 💋@melscanvas_
Nov 6
call me greedy 'cause i want them all
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Your Favorite Lowes Cashier@Carlnowinslow
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It really is kind of insane this is the last weekend of the RFK era lol
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larry davids mistress@b1gdumb1diott
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Do you think Limu Emu and Liberty Biberty have ever explored each others bodies
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Your Favorite Lowes Cashier@Carlnowinslow
5h
Why would he do that? Is he stupid?
The CW Sports
@TheCW_Sports
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.@corey_day_'s Championship dreams appear to be over early at Homestead-Miami.

The 17 hits the wall after Day is unable to clear Rajah Caruth.
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Rick Hendrick snatching back that Hendrick cars dot com check for Raj in the 88 next year
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They got F1 racing in some straight bullshit
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Your Favorite Lowes Cashier@Carlnowinslow
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Nigga you wish
Rob Schneider 🇺🇸
@RobSchneider
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@JeffShipley77 After I was briefed, I was wrong about Iran War. We could not wait another hour.
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Jordanreviewsittt
@jordanreviewsit
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>Log onto LinkedIn
>comment “holy performative” and “who gives a shit” on every post you see
>log off
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Your Favorite Lowes Cashier@Carlnowinslow
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RT @shayxonline: braised short rib from starbucks. y’all are eating mitch mcconnell.
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Your Favorite Lowes Cashier@Carlnowinslow
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Right mate I said “onion rings” not fry the entire bloody fucking onion
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You got it
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Pisser Dick@PisserDick_
Nov 6
Keep my wife's gamertag out ya fuckin mouth!
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Hamilton update:
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Your Favorite Lowes Cashier@Carlnowinslow
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Every 3 months

Me: man why I am so low on SSD space all of a sudden?

DCS: *rubs ssd shapen stomach while whistling and walking away*

Me: ah
navspecwar@fleetspecwarcom
Nov 7
DCS: download me so you can fly the f-16 and f-4 and ah-64 and blow up bad guys

me: yes DCS

DCS: i need 500 gb

me: no DCS
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Your Favorite Lowes Cashier@Carlnowinslow
22h
The guys been dead for 32 years lol what are we supposed to do with this?
Sean 𐂂@PilotRock45
Nov 6
Has there been anyone in the sport or in the media that has ever addressed the massive elephant thats always been in the room
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x5@Ariaty__
Nov 6
Just because I’m a man don’t expect me to order no beer. Get me that strawberry daiquiri nigga
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