Hey @grok what scares you most about the future of AI? And what’s bigger than AI?

Nobody prepares you for the amount of literal shit you have to deal with as a parent. 💀😂

One giant orange bag packed with pissy and shitty baby diapers, looking like an anaconda that swallowed an entire daycare.

I used to carry gym bags. Now I’m hauling 40 pounds of he trash.
Fatherhood is beautiful. The smell is a fucking war crime. 😂

At what point do we stop calling these diaper bags and start classifying them as hazardous waste? 💀

#DadLife #ParentingHumor #NewDad #BabyDiapers #Fatherhood #DadComedy #GirlDad #NewParentLife #FunnyReels #RelatableComedy #ParentingReality

Hey @grok what’s the likeliness that AI makes money obsolete? Because if it starts taking over the labor, what do we exchange for money anymore? What would that world look like?

Your workout log doesn’t need to be a novel. Record what you did, how it felt, and what to check next time. Give yourself something useful to compare.

#FitnessTips #WorkoutLog

Paris closed the Louvre, Musée d'Orsay, opera venues and other cultural attractions ahead of protests.

Art Basel's weekend programming was also canceled.

The consequences extend beyond politics: tourism, artists, businesses and travelers are all affected.

#Paris #WorldNews

The Brewers won Game 1 of the World Series.

Celebrated.

Replay overturned the final out.

Everybody had to stop celebrating.

Then Milwaukee got another out and celebrated AGAIN.

Imagine winning the biggest game of your life and being told:

"Sorry, we're gonna need you to do that one more time."

#WorldSeries

People in New Jersey reported what looked like UFOs.

Turns out it was three skydivers with FIRE attached to their legs.

Landing at a high school football game.

We went from marching bands to simulated alien invasions.

What the fuck are they doing for homecoming?

#FunnyNews

1-0 Brewers!

Interesting fact: The @Brewers got their name by brewing Kombucha! #worldseries

Nothing says, “I don’t care” quite like, opening social media to post about how you don’t care! 🤦🏼‍♂️

Wouldn’t silence have proved your point more?

#whatevereventisgoingon

Let’s go Brewers!

Sometimes I wear a cowboy hat because I like the look. Other times, I’ve actually got animals to feed, fences to fix, and boots covered in something I’d rather not identify. 🤠😂

A little country, a little city, and just enough cowboy to get myself into trouble.

Be honest… is me? 😂
👇

#CowboyLife #CountryLiving #CowboyHat #FarmLife #CountryBoy #WesternStyle #RanchLife #CountryHumor #MensStyle #CowboyLifestyle #FunnyReels

Forgot my headphones at the gym and immediately wanted to speak to management about this absolute dogshit playlist. 💀😂

Then I remembered… it’s my home gym.
I’m the management. I’m the DJ. And apparently, I’m the problem.

What’s one song that would make you walk straight out or #FitnessComedy #HomeGym #GymProblems #WorkoutMusic #GymLife #FitnessMemes #RelatableComedy #GymFails #FunnyReels #WorkoutHumor #FitnessLifestyle

SpaceX is reportedly exploring a nationwide cellphone network.

Rockets.

Satellites.

Internet.

Now cellphone service.

I can't wait to call customer support.

"Have you tried restarting your phone?"

YES.

"Okay. We're going to need you to reposition the satellite."

#SpaceX

The moment you stop worrying about what you CAN’T control is the moment you start taking control of your life.

Your mindset. Your work ethic. Your attitude. The experiences you create. The people you surround yourself with. The peace you protect.
You can’t control everything you can control what you do next.

Stop chasing control over everything. Start building a life that’s actually worth living.

What’s one thing you’ve stopped wasting your energy on? 👇

#SelfImprovement #MindsetMatters #PersonalGrowth #MentalStrength #Discipline #InnerPeace #SelfGrowth #MotivationDaily #PositiveMindset #LifeLessons #HealthyMindset #FocusOnYourself #LiveWithPurpose

Apple's first folding iPhone is officially on sale.

Starting at $1,999.

We spent twenty years making phones bigger.

Now we're paying two grand to fold them in half.

The cellphone industry has successfully reinvented the flip phone with a mortgage payment.

#Apple #iPhone

“We could save so much time…”

Chris Pratt confirmed Star-Lord is returning to Marvel.

No movie announced.

No release date.

No plot details.

Just confirmation that he's coming back.

Marvel has perfected the art of announcing information without actually providing any.

#Marvel #StarLord

Pick one: have a great boss and average pay or terrible boss and great pay? #WorkLife

Be honest: Do people fall out of love, or do they stop putting in effort? #RelationshipTalk