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As usual, mine is to sell the 6th Sifuna this morning. We are on a brink of making history. They are afraid a young man is breaking all political narratives. He doesn't need money, he just need the votes and we will give him. So help us God
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As emotional people, we're doing wonderfully considering the polls are always government sponsored. Funny enough, Sifuna was not in this conversations a time like this last year.
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Honored to host Mrs. Zainab Hawa Bangura, the Undersecretary General and Director General, United Nations office, Nairobi this morning. We are proud as Nairobi County and as Kenya to host the only major UN office in the global south and commit to doing everything in our power to keep it that way.
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Kijana fupi nono round akivaa suti anakaa thermos ameamka kuhate on suti 😂😂mazingaombwe haya!!!!
FOR THE RECORD. I HATE THE SUIT!
I sincerely hate the suit. Wacha niseme initoke tu.
Whoever came up with the idea that a man must wear a suit to look serious, respectable, professional or official alikosea sana, ukimuona mwambie niko na appeal.
Who decided that a jacket, a rt and sometimes a piece of cloth tied around the neck should become the universal symbol of formality? At what meeting was this agreed? Who represented me? And why has the decision survived generations without serious challenge? Kuuliza tu....
I find the suit terribly limiting. Unnecessarily restrictive. And, quite frankly, OVERRATED.
Of course, it works for some people. They look magnificent in it. Mimi? Hapo kwa suit, siko kabisa!
My biggest problem is that I have not yet found a universally acceptable alternative.
The Kaunda suit has been a faithful rescue on many occasions.
Recently, with the help of AI, I designed my own Kenyan flag-inspired outfits. I absolutely love them. They are comfortable, distinctive, elegant and, most importantly, unapologetically Kenyan.
But there is a problem.
They are not universally recognised as formal wear. Fortunately, the patriotic element makes them difficult to challenge, even in the most official of rooms. After all, who wants to argue against the Kenyan flag?
Still, I find it fascinating that we have allowed a particular style of European clothing to become the global definition of dressing formally. Why should African creativity, identity and comfort require special 'permission' to enter a boardroom?
Why can't we redefine formal wear on our own terms?
Anyway, until I find the perfect alternative, I remain a reluctant prisoner of the suit.
There are moments when protocol wins, and I must surrender, dress up and pretend that everything is perfectly fine.
Sometimes I use my little space on the internet to discuss things that may appear completely unimportant. This is one of those moments.
But perhaps, 200 years from today, someone somewhere will be searching for an alternative to the suit. Maybe they will stumble upon this post and discover that, two centuries earlier, another fellow was fighting the same battle.
Dear stranger from the year 2226,
I hated the suit. In my lifetime. I questioned its authority. I searched for an alternative. I had not found one yet at the time of this update.
I hope your generation finally liberated us.
And if you are still wearing suits in 2226, then surely iko problem.
Sina mengi ya kusema kwa sasa.
Have a good day.
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Ndio kijana emotional ya Sifuna anaamka. Kenya power walianua stima huku mamae. Nani ameguza Sifuna?
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Calebo retweeted
I'm giving Sifuna liberty to do anything apart from being a running mate of someone
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I've tried to copy and paste this tweet to check whether it works. Been seeing it. Time to experiment
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I've been on Twitter for 14 years, and this is the first time I'm discovering that you can screenshot a tweet directly by simply selecting the copy link option. 😅😂
Omo, we learn every day!
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Calebo retweeted
Tresonous kids singing Ruto must go. Who sincerely loves that guy?
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Kuna morio alianza game 1-0, juzi kipii imeuliza yeye mbona Ako black kama mjaluo na kipii ni brown. Najua jamaa iliumwa rohoni but familia lazima ikuwe imara.
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