We’ve got a Labour government and I’ve got chipsticks and a blue riband in my lunch box. What year is it? 😁

Today I have seen 6 cats and petted 3 of them, which is not only an excellent conversion rate but just good stats for a day off

Wife asking why I’m playing At The Drive-In on the Alexa at full volume when she needs to get up early… I’m trying not to think of work stuff all the time and need to banish a song out of my head that was made at work today 🤣

Well that was fun. And now not to open Twitter / X for another 12 months #Eurovision2024

1. Ireland
2. ⁠Croatia
3. ⁠Finland

But my heart belongs to Portugal #Eurovision2024

Always close on a banger. Thanks Austria 🇦🇹 whoop whoop #Eurovision2024

France. Nope. Nil points 👎 #Eurovision2024

Going nutsa for Nutsa 🇬🇪 #Eurovision2024

Bring Me The oompah blast beats Croatia #Eurovision2024

Yessssss. Croatia you are a big boy now. Love this #Eurovision2024

Slovenia giving us the perfect wee break ballad #Eurovision2024

Mika’s Swiss illegitimate child #Eurovision2024

Australia infiltrating Eurovision with bargain Britney Spears 🇨🇾 #Eurovision2024

System Of A Down would have been better 🇦🇲 #Eurovision2024

Portugal doing a ballad properly #Eurovision2024

Finland. I think I played with him in Shoreditch back in my new rave days #Eurovision2024

Come on goth Serbian mermaid, we’d survived this far without a ballad #Eurovision2024

Yeah Italy’s song bangs #Eurovision2024

Norway were like ‘let’s be the rock band’ but forgot Ireland had already done it better #Eurovision2024

I mean this is better than England’s song #Eurovision2024