United need to act fast before Newcastle sack this fella and take Southgate
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Wheelie bin is chocker so had loads of shitty nappy bags on top. Master stroke leaving them at the front door for the trick or treaters
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Chinese ordered in time for qualifying in Mexico
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“Attitudes been great in training. Boys are hurting in there”
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Who the fuck are these men? You’d get more for Penlake
Sir Jim Ratcliffe’s INEOS, Manchester United’s minority owner, has put Swiss Super League side FC Lausanne-Sport up for sale.

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What a Christmas present it would be at the Forest game and a big flag unveiled on the Stretford End with “Southgate you’re the one” as he walks out in his waistcoat waving to the crowd
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The same people who have just held a Standards flag up will clap Joshua Zirkzee onto the pitch
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Really really shit
Tragically bad this Yoro
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That would mean they’d end up working more the lazy cunts
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Dwight Yorke has to be the next manager with how ruthless he is at fucking off the disabled
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Will the team bus be driving close to that lake by any chance
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The last genuinely positive thing that happened was everyone Booing Zirkzee
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Anyway one step closer to Southgate.
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There was people on here saying JJ Gabriel’s dad was in the wrong 😭 why on earth would you want your kid playing with these retards
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0 shots on target against a team named after a pond
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At what point do you question Bruno’s ambition. Why the fuck would you waste your career playing with this shite
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This must have taken so many takes to film. No way it was done first time 😭
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