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Ignore proper dental care, chop down a cherry tree & read my @Entrepreneur feature on a recent #America250 visit to @MountVernon! (Thaaanks @DanBova1) cc: @mountvernonnews @MattWelch
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It is really difficult to relay how insane the very idea of Michael Jeffrey Jordan was when it came to putting Chicago on the map. Before HIM? You would travel overseas and people would say: "Oh? Chicago! Al Capone!! Bang, bang!" After HIM: "Chicago? You guys have Jordan!"
MJ on "load management". I bitch a lot about my teams. But motherfucker. Got nothing to really complain about. I grew up watching THIS GUY... youtube.com/shorts/9bIKb1l…
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MJ on "load management". I bitch a lot about my teams. But motherfucker. Got nothing to really complain about. I grew up watching THIS GUY... youtube.com/shorts/9bIKb1l…
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PS Last time I saw the GOAT live? I was living in Boston. 1998. Went to Bulls opener against the Celtics. And we fucking LOST. (The overall season ended up being juuuust fine.)
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(And full credit to @AlfredSchulz for sending me this. Our entire family has some serious, SERIOUS "Back To The Future" issues.)
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Sometimes I feel like Thursday Night Football is the Kevin Dillon to Monday Night Football's Matt Dillon. Or maybe the Chris Penn to Sean Penn? I dunno. Giants/Commanders is underwhelming me before it starts.
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I'm so psyched to now be a member of the New York (BASEBALL) Giants Preservation Society. Now I can chime in all I want during their YouTube'd meetings. PS Still single, ladies! youtube.com/@NYGiantsPrese…
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I mean? Will I show them my 1917 NY Giants/ChiSox World Series program? OF COURSE I WILL! (Already mentioned that I was still single, yes?)
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There is only ONE Ditka. But I will say this: Ben Johnson has very quickly become Chicago's Ditka surrogate...
#Bears HC Ben Johnson on winning vs. the Bucs despite five turnovers:
“I shared this with the guys. My dad sent me a quote: ‘Only mediocre people can be at their best all the time.’”
(🎥 @FTFonFS1, @DannyParkins)
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I have a visceral memory of showing @LaurenSivan a pic of George Schulz, in Vietnam, shirtless, with a cigar in his mouth and her saying: "Your dad is fucking HOT." It still bothers me. So a begrudging Happy Veterans Day to my hero father.
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Bill Schulz retweeted
Please help spread the word!
DO YOU HAVE OLD HOME MOVIES OF CHICAGO STADIUM?
Blackhawks, Bulls, Concerts & special events, VHS, 8mm, Super 8 or camcorder footage...
We're producing a documentary about Chicago Stadium and searching for rare, personal footage—inside or outside the conds could help preserve a piece of Chicago history! Have footage or know someone who might? DM me!
DO YOU HAVE OLD HOME MOVIES OF CHICAGO STADIUM?
Blackhawks, Bulls, Concerts & special events, VHS, 8mm, Super 8 or camcorder footage...
We're producing a documentary about Chicago Stadium and searching for rare, personal footage—inside or outside the conds could help preserve a piece of Chicago history! Have footage or know someone who might? DM me!
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Fine! I may be a 51 year old virgin. As for this shit? Fucking NAILED it!
Per the narrow, Federalist looking windows and overall architecture? I may have discovered the oldest building that’s now a pizzeria in Manhattan. Need to do a little more research before I publish my findings. Also? I have had sex. With a girl. Can’t emphasize this enough.
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Per the narrow, Federalist looking windows and overall architecture? I may have discovered the oldest building that’s now a pizzeria in Manhattan. Need to do a little more research before I publish my findings. Also? I have had sex. With a girl. Can’t emphasize this enough.
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(Despite being a model, she’s totally shy. So yeah. You’ll never meet this person. Who I totally intercourse with. Aaanyways back to this building on Vector street that I’m looking into…)
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Was beyond belief psyched to meet @paulkrugman at his @Roosevelt_House talk tonight. My cerebral/wonky/economist question to him was this: "Please give me EVERY behind-the-scenes 'Get Him To The Greek' story you remember!" And he did!! youtube.com/watch?v=RrGEzQ…
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I always liked you, @BuffaloBills. Yeah four losing Super Bowls in a row. But I prefer to focus on ur OJ Simpson era. (I kid! And beat these fuckers.)
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I speak for every @ChicagoBears fan on planet earth when I urge the @Vikings to keep Carson as their starter.
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I will not yuck Jim
McMahon’s yum. But Jesus Christ! Ass licking via a little person is up there. Go Bears? youtu.be/igsZJav1t-U?si…
McMahon’s yum. But Jesus Christ! Ass licking via a little person is up there. Go Bears? youtu.be/igsZJav1t-U?si…
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I still relish this back and forth. Alfred: “Helen! Tell Uncle Bill how much u love ur brother.” Helen: “He’s okay. But honestly Uncle Bill? He’s really annoying.” (I’ve been there, kid. I’ve been there.)
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The Sunday/Monday Night Football music intros have gotten so repulsively over the top, that I truly wish they just open with the ghost of Israel Kamakawiwoʻole, playing a little pigskin ditty, on his even MORE little ukulele in 2027. youtube.com/watch?v=yoRpWE…
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