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So sad to hear about the fires in old Historic Town of Lahaina, @SoCalWineDiva loved the west side of Maui so dad to see the loss of local business
First Vigilante Coffee Cart/Shop burned down
Star Noodle, amazing fresh handmade noodles, gone
Marlin Bar Oceanview beer while the o the health and safety of those in Lahaina and Maui now. We will go back and support you when you are ready to open your house again
#MauiFires #maui #lahainafire #lahaina
First Vigilante Coffee Cart/Shop burned down
Star Noodle, amazing fresh handmade noodles, gone
Marlin Bar Oceanview beer while the o the health and safety of those in Lahaina and Maui now. We will go back and support you when you are ready to open your house again
#MauiFires #maui #lahainafire #lahaina
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Playing Golf at The Farms County Club tomorrow in San Diego. The one Phil Mickelson got banned from. Let's gooo
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Weston (🥪,🐱) retweeted
Just a friendly reminder that Sarah Connor was committed to a psychiatric institution after attempting to destroy AI data centers, a decision made because authorities believed her warnings about the future were the result of delusions.
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Going to Watch the Odyssey on 70mm downtown Santa Monica at some cool old theater!
Aero Theatre, i think its a non profit owned but it seems cool!
Aero Theatre, i think its a non profit owned but it seems cool!
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Weston (🥪,🐱) retweeted
I’ll always retweet this. I was front row for this and it was one of the most insane experiences.
On July 4 2012 in San Diego, California, 7,000 fireworks accidentally went off all at the same time.
What was supposed to be a 17 min show, lasted just 30 seconds, thanks to a computer glitch
It is one of the greatest firework shows of all time
Happy 250th birthday, America 🇺🇸
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Weston (🥪,🐱) retweeted
500k followers giveaway pt 1!
My golf bag plus some @Titleist goodies
Comment, like, repost to enter. Must be a follower
Clubs not included unfortunately*
Still need those for my day job
My golf bag plus some @Titleist goodies
Comment, like, repost to enter. Must be a follower
Clubs not included unfortunately*
Still need those for my day job
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Weston (🥪,🐱) retweeted
I really hope Iran doesn’t realize how much this historic building means to us. As Americans, we would be DEVASTATED if something happened to it
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Weston (🥪,🐱) retweeted
TAX MAN: Hey you! Your W-2 is ready. Pumped for tax season.
ME: Awesome, so I can file my taxes now?
TAX MAN: Nope, your wife’s W2 isn’t ready yet.
ME: Cool. I'll see if she knows her ADP login.
TAX MAN: Hey. Your 1098 is ready.
ME: Great, that’s my mortgage interest ut your loan got sold last year haha. So you’ll get two 1098s, one from each bank.
ME: Yea I remember getting a letter about that at some point…that's like the 3rd time our mortgage has been sold.
TAX MAN: Btw only 1 of your 1098s is ready. The other isn't.
ME: Cool, so I still can't really file yet.
TAX MAN: Yep. But your brokerage account 1099s will come out in mid-Feb.
TAX MAN: Go look for a Consolidated 1099, or separate 1099-INT, 1099-DIV, 1099-B, 1099-R.
ME: I thought 1099s were for people who were contract-based employees or gig workers?
TAX MAN: Nah, 1099s are for so many things man.
TAX MAN: Did you sell RSUs last year? If so, you'll get a 1099-B that shows $0 basis, so you'll want to go get a Supplemental Information document from your broker.
ME: Cool, thanks for the heads up. Someone will tell me that explicitly, right?
TAX MAN: Not at all.
ME: Cool. What’s the difference between 1099-MISC and 1099-NEC?
TAX MAN: 1099-NEC (Non-Employee Compensation) reports payments to contractors. 1099-MISC (Miscellaneous) reports other types of payments like rent, royalties, and prizes, etc.
TAX MAN: They changed it a few years ago but didn't really tell anyone.
ME: Why are you the way you are?
TAX MAN: Nobody knows.
ME: Looks like I got a 1099-K this year?
TAX MAN: Did you sell something online?
ME: I sold a couch on Facebook Marketplace
TAX MAN: For how much?
ME: $600...
TAX MAN: Congratulations, you’re a business now.
ME: Okay I have all my 1099s, I’m ready to file.
TAX MAN: Did you check for corrected forms?
ME: What?
TAX MAN: Sometimes they prepare a corrected one to recharacterize income or fix mistakes.
TAX MAN: They come like a few weeks later.
ME: So should I wait?
TAX MAN: Up to you man.
TAX MAN: File now and maybe amend later?
TAX MAN: Or wait, and maybe it never comes.
ME: Cool.
ME: Oh btw, I invested in a private company last year.
TAX MAN: Ah, you’ll be getting a K-1 now LOL.
ME: Great, when?
TAX MAN: LOL.
ME: Taxes are due in a couple months...
TAX MAN: Right.
ME: But the form comes in October?
TAX MAN: Sometimes September if you’re lucky!
ME: So what do I do?
TAX MAN: File an extension and make a payment.
ME: I filed an extension, but I think we owe money.
TAX MAN: Yeah you'll need to pay that by 4/15.
ME: But I don’t know how much I owe?
ME: Because I don’t have all my forms...
TAX MAN: You estimate. 100% of last year's tax or 90% of this year's tax....or else you get slapped with thousands in underpayment penalties/interest.
ME: What if I make over $150,000?
TAX MAN: Then you have to pay in 110% of last year's tax....or 90% of this year's tax.
ME: What if I estimate wrong?
TAX MAN: Penalty.
ME: What if I overpay?
TAX MAN: They’ll refund it eventually.
ME: With interest?
TAX MAN: LOL no.
ME: I did everything right.
ME: I have all my forms
ME: I filed on time
ME: I’m getting a refund
TAX MAN: Congratulations
ME: When will I get it?
TAX MAN: The IRS says 21 days
TAX MAN: It’s been 12 weeks
TAX MAN: Your return is “still being processed”.
ME: Can I call someone?
TAX MAN: You can try.
TAX MAN: They’re experiencing higher than normal call volume.
ME: For how long?
TAX MAN: Since 2019.
ME: What if I just don’t file?
TAX MAN: Prison.
ME: What if I file wrong?
TAX MAN: Also prison, but less likely.
ME: What if my accountant files wrong?
TAX MAN: Still your fault.
ME: Can I just move somewhere with no income tax?
TAX MAN: You can try!
ME: What if I leave the country?
TAX MAN: You still have to file.
TAX MAN: For ten years after you renounce citizenship.
ME: This is tyranny.
TAX MAN: That's funny because that's actually how this whole thing started.
ME: Awesome, so I can file my taxes now?
TAX MAN: Nope, your wife’s W2 isn’t ready yet.
ME: Cool. I'll see if she knows her ADP login.
TAX MAN: Hey. Your 1098 is ready.
ME: Great, that’s my mortgage interest ut your loan got sold last year haha. So you’ll get two 1098s, one from each bank.
ME: Yea I remember getting a letter about that at some point…that's like the 3rd time our mortgage has been sold.
TAX MAN: Btw only 1 of your 1098s is ready. The other isn't.
ME: Cool, so I still can't really file yet.
TAX MAN: Yep. But your brokerage account 1099s will come out in mid-Feb.
TAX MAN: Go look for a Consolidated 1099, or separate 1099-INT, 1099-DIV, 1099-B, 1099-R.
ME: I thought 1099s were for people who were contract-based employees or gig workers?
TAX MAN: Nah, 1099s are for so many things man.
TAX MAN: Did you sell RSUs last year? If so, you'll get a 1099-B that shows $0 basis, so you'll want to go get a Supplemental Information document from your broker.
ME: Cool, thanks for the heads up. Someone will tell me that explicitly, right?
TAX MAN: Not at all.
ME: Cool. What’s the difference between 1099-MISC and 1099-NEC?
TAX MAN: 1099-NEC (Non-Employee Compensation) reports payments to contractors. 1099-MISC (Miscellaneous) reports other types of payments like rent, royalties, and prizes, etc.
TAX MAN: They changed it a few years ago but didn't really tell anyone.
ME: Why are you the way you are?
TAX MAN: Nobody knows.
ME: Looks like I got a 1099-K this year?
TAX MAN: Did you sell something online?
ME: I sold a couch on Facebook Marketplace
TAX MAN: For how much?
ME: $600...
TAX MAN: Congratulations, you’re a business now.
ME: Okay I have all my 1099s, I’m ready to file.
TAX MAN: Did you check for corrected forms?
ME: What?
TAX MAN: Sometimes they prepare a corrected one to recharacterize income or fix mistakes.
TAX MAN: They come like a few weeks later.
ME: So should I wait?
TAX MAN: Up to you man.
TAX MAN: File now and maybe amend later?
TAX MAN: Or wait, and maybe it never comes.
ME: Cool.
ME: Oh btw, I invested in a private company last year.
TAX MAN: Ah, you’ll be getting a K-1 now LOL.
ME: Great, when?
TAX MAN: LOL.
ME: Taxes are due in a couple months...
TAX MAN: Right.
ME: But the form comes in October?
TAX MAN: Sometimes September if you’re lucky!
ME: So what do I do?
TAX MAN: File an extension and make a payment.
ME: I filed an extension, but I think we owe money.
TAX MAN: Yeah you'll need to pay that by 4/15.
ME: But I don’t know how much I owe?
ME: Because I don’t have all my forms...
TAX MAN: You estimate. 100% of last year's tax or 90% of this year's tax....or else you get slapped with thousands in underpayment penalties/interest.
ME: What if I make over $150,000?
TAX MAN: Then you have to pay in 110% of last year's tax....or 90% of this year's tax.
ME: What if I estimate wrong?
TAX MAN: Penalty.
ME: What if I overpay?
TAX MAN: They’ll refund it eventually.
ME: With interest?
TAX MAN: LOL no.
ME: I did everything right.
ME: I have all my forms
ME: I filed on time
ME: I’m getting a refund
TAX MAN: Congratulations
ME: When will I get it?
TAX MAN: The IRS says 21 days
TAX MAN: It’s been 12 weeks
TAX MAN: Your return is “still being processed”.
ME: Can I call someone?
TAX MAN: You can try.
TAX MAN: They’re experiencing higher than normal call volume.
ME: For how long?
TAX MAN: Since 2019.
ME: What if I just don’t file?
TAX MAN: Prison.
ME: What if I file wrong?
TAX MAN: Also prison, but less likely.
ME: What if my accountant files wrong?
TAX MAN: Still your fault.
ME: Can I just move somewhere with no income tax?
TAX MAN: You can try!
ME: What if I leave the country?
TAX MAN: You still have to file.
TAX MAN: For ten years after you renounce citizenship.
ME: This is tyranny.
TAX MAN: That's funny because that's actually how this whole thing started.
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Weston (🥪,🐱) retweeted
When I was a kid, bedtime was 9 pm. I couldn't wait to be a grownup so I could go to bed anytime I wanted.
Turns out that is 9 pm.
Turns out that is 9 pm.
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Weston (🥪,🐱) retweeted
When it comes to religion africans lose all sense
Because you know damn well that nigga didnt go a decade without food
Be serious
Because you know damn well that nigga didnt go a decade without food
Be serious
Meet Prophet Elijah from Angola, he has been fasting for 9 years, only drinking water and he's planning to fast till 2056.
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