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I hate SF Halloween, what do you mean you’re going to the police station to file a report
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Maybe stop posting slop? Or ask the web3 community to boost your stuff like usual
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The ratio should be all Instagram users and no X users if you want #baddiesatthefunction
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In my prenup, it’s going to state that if we break up, she has to make the reason public that it is because my #dihwastoobig for #sex
#gameisgame
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My bipolar honeypot dumped me after I #softlaunched her #fuckme
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If people are curious, this is exactly why I made jeworitalian.com. So you can know exactly who is actually smart
I thought she had a different criteria
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Why does she only post fake shit? #borntoscam #nukekemi
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Replying to @BarDarlingLocal
Suing her for libel btw… that’s coming
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Gimme a 5 hour reset on enterprise… my family is dying
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Followed by very quick instances of non-monogamy if they are that bad and asain
Long monogamy
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Last 24 hours might be a top 5 day in Twitter history
Jensen Huang’s wife after finding out he now likes Asian women
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Working hard so 10/10 honeypots will enter my life…
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Unless a 10/10 honeypot approaches you
life pro tip: don’t cheat on your wife
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Cross out “a corgi girl” and you’re basically on the money
If she's a 10 in SF, she's either:
- a16z new media
- literally a foreign asset
- a Corgi girl

No in-between
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Holy fuck…. I love Arizona so much…. You meet the greatest people to say the least
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Replying to @BarDarlingLocal
Hottest chicks wtf #maybenukesf
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Daily reminder to #nukekemi
Daily reminder to #nukekemi #sfpd #idgaf
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Wage cuts, ‘incompetent’ managers, and a workplace treated ‘like a dumpster’

Fuck yeah @nico_laqua you’re killing it
After seeing that the new @UseCorgi cafe in the Castro is hiring baristas, I spoke to two former Corgi Cafe baristas about what it's really like to work there.

"In general, Corgi is a really messy place to work," one told me. Gift link below: sf.gazetteer.co/wage-cuts-inco…
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I hate Brussels
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Literally testing sensors on a trashcan on a random street in AZ #stresstesting
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