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I'd be in tears too if I just saw my bank account quadruple over night
David Beckham in tears after Messi鈥檚 goal! 馃ズ
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This fat loser keeps on failing upwards. Only 1 trophy to his name and its a league title with PSG. His luck perplexes me.
Mauricio Pochettino acept贸 ser el nuevo entrenador de Manchester United.
El club tiene que hacer la oferta formal a la Selecci贸n de Estados Unidos.
Sale por cl谩usula.
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They added a fourth attacking spot so they could sneak 'Jamal' in
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Replying to @BCNOgi
Just clocked no Kane as well loooooool these world XIs are always garbage
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Crazy how every single famous sex offender turns into a religious grifter right before they catch a case. Even Dani Alves turned into a pastor ffs
Russell Brand has been sentenced to 10 years in prison after being convicted of rape and sexual assault.
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Please stay fit for the next couple months biggest disabled bro please my mom's kinda homeless Chrissy I need this
Well played, Andreas! Let's keep it up! 馃憡
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We offered 100 million for a player with 9 (NEIN) league goals and their president acted like Laporta shot his mother in front of him. Club full of fuckin weirdos
We offered Atleti 100M for Julian Alvarez and they acted like we performed a terrorist attack at their stadium 馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶
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We used to have Ronaldinho, Henry, Villa and Neymar in that position man. What a fall from grace. Hell I'd even take Cristian Tello over Gordon atp
On ouvre un dossier Anthony Gordon ?

Pas de dribble, pas de 1vs1, pas de tir.
Trop neutre pour un joueur qui 茅volue 脿 ce poste au Bar莽a.
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1st in La Ligass by 3 points and top 5 in CL. Could've been 1st in La Ligass by (at least) 6 points and top 3 in CL. Disappointing but good enough. Regroup during the break and go again. Season just started.
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Alvarez disasterclass, won by timewasting, Cubarsi even bullied Sorloth at one point. All in front of their fans. What an absolutely perfect way to win. Can't believe my club didn't humiliate me in a big game.
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GIL MARIN YOUR FACE IS MELTINGGGGGGGGG
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Garcia Cubarsi Bitchensen Martin defense is the way to go moving forward. Play Cancelo against Alaves and them man and shoot Balde out of a cannon.
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Don Karim Hitler Adeyemi.

Entra al campo para perder 5 minutos en la banda arrastrando por el suelo a Gigi Simeone Diamond.
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Outstanding performance from Frenkie wayyyyyyyy out of position. Completely changed the game in our favor and lifted the weight off Pedri's shoulders. I can't believe my eyes
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Perfect perfect 2nd half from Flick I'm in fucking shock. MY COACH IS NOT A COMPLETE RETARDDDDDDDDDD
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HOLD THIS BIG FAT TIME WASTING DICK IN YOUR HANDS CHOLOOOOOO HOLD IT YOU FUCKING LOSERRRRR HOLD ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT PUSSSYYYYYYYYYYYY
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NEGREIRAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Mister Hansi Flick. I would like to apologize. (If we don't concede)
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This time wasting masterclass on Cholo's headtop.......
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