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GRANDAD PMSL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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The kids play park and the Crazy Golf hut completely wrecked.
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Replying to @AwTroon
The Crazy Golf...
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Break, lunch and dinner all in one. I'm not cooking again today #WeeScottishWuminCooks #FryUp
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Great result for Troon FC yesterday. From 1-3 down to finish on 4-3. That's them into the 3rd round of the Scottish Cup.
Great achievement for the seaside
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Warnings of more flooding as hightide at 7am until 2pm.. string winds continue.
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My three cats are indoor cats so I bought a mixed grass plant for them. They are nutritious and help digestion. Two days after buying it the litter trays have not been nearly as smelly. Ziggy can be particularly stinky. I think this is the answer so I will be buying more.
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Mind and double check sheds are locked, garages too. Secure your windows and doors.
Early dark nights and storms are prime thieving opportunities so double check everything is secure.
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Stardust and Ziggy were napping. A gust of wind got their attention so Ziggy is looking out the front door window now.
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Phoned my pal earlier to wish her a happy birthday. When she answered the phone I started singing 'happy birthday' to her.
Half way through my pal starts laughing.
Her wee granddaughter of 2 years old was dancing to me singing.
Too cute. Kids are easy to amuse sometimes 😆😆😆
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As a woman this ankle biting mini Rotti does NOT speak for me. He doesn't protect women. He's an aggressive, divisive mutant with Turkey teeth who will fight anyone.
It's time Yaxley-Lennon was forgotten about. Wee pr*ck and his size three brogue feet.
Words of a middle-aged man 🙄

‘You’ll get banged out’

‘You’ll get clean spark out, bruv’

‘I’ll knock you the fuck out, I’ll spark you out’

‘Don’t come to me, I’ll knock you out. I’ll put you to sleep. Carry on, bruv, I’ll put you asleep’

‘Go on, go on bruv, I’ll end you’
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That's the SEPA flood warnings coming into my voicemail now. Expect plenty of rain people.
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Shake 'em down. The Contours. Do You Love Me..
She carried a watermelon. IYKYK 😆😆😆😆
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What a sky this morning. A shepherds warning. The calm before the storm.
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Ben browsing on here for half an hour. It's well seen Scotland had sleep while American conspiracy theorists and fake videos run rampage so here's some Prince and the Revolution to put some sanity into your morning. Stay safe xx
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I like a wee bit of Bruno now and then. His music is uplifting. I don't care what anyone thinks about it 😀😀
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Awe. A wee memory from Facebook with Ziggy and Stardust.
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'He's got a shuffle that's a genuine dinasawa' lol. Alley Oop by the Hollywood Argyles..
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