I hate these Sebulba races.

My ass is too old and degenerated to fuck wit that shit

KANSAS FOOTBALL HAS WON A GAME IN THE 4TH QUARTER. THIS IS NOT A DREAM.

Lance Leipold’s agent after the Jayhawks win a Big 12 football game 😂

Shooting people that destroy property is an acceptable form of protest in a world where people value someone else’s shit more than their own lives

Personally i guess i would do a bunch of cocaine

Yeah bro. Your wings got herpes

Have you seen Suicide Squad?

Though that shit wasn't gonna make you vomit like the Dot fella?

u have no idea what this means to me

There’s no reward for dying with the prettiest body

Same with low-skilled immigrants!

Traded in my podcast button-down for a sports coat tonight to talk politics w/ @Elex_Michaelson + @melmason

Yankees fans only hate the royals because we’ve been to and won more World Series than them in the last 15 years

The problem isn’t that AI is intelligent. It isn’t. The problem is that too many adults (but not all) are at once mechanistic, imitative, unimaginative, stupid, formulaic, influenceable, & gullible, arrogant beyond their skill set, & too expensive to maintain.

Some things are worth reminding people of.

A statement on yesterday…..

Everything I said in that interview was true. However, rest assured I’m doing my best to turn things round.

I have been in a mental health clinic for the last 10 weeks, finally discharging so I could attempt to play in Belfast

I owed that to my family, in particular my daughter to see me play for what could be the last time….. I also owed it to the fans who have supported me throughout my 21 years on tour

I also owed that to World Snooker who have been amazing from day on in all this, in particular Simon Brownell and Neil Tomkins who have remained in touch regularly, even Simon paying me a visit in the clinic itself

I’m not ok, but I’m ok in that itself. I’ve been much worse in the last few months than you saw yesterday. I literally didn’t see a future in anything…..

My daughter kept me going, the therapists, staff and all the other patients were amazing and helped me through some really dark days

I see the light now that I couldn’t see before but I do now. I also know it won’t happen overnight. I’m a work in progress!!! My fight and determination on the table has always been there for ones to see. I need to show those same fighting qualities off it now for a while

Please don’t detract anything from Jordan yesterday, he’s been aware of my struggles and that can’t have been easy to play in but he handled it with grace and skill as I knew he would. Im proud to call him a friend

I hope the rest of the event is a success and I will continue my treatments going forward and then see what’s ahead

Thank you to every single message I have received on here, instagram, Facebook, text messages and WhatsApp’s, I’ve seen them all but a bit overwhelmed to reply right now. Just know that they have helped me a lot but I’m not going anywhere just yet!!!! I have so much to live for and this is only the beginning of my new journey

Also, I was not made to do any interviews, I was simply given a choice and felt I owed it to everyone to speak. The media team at WST have been incredible through all this too

Thank you all x

Oh, this individual is stupid

LCpl. Abigail Rodriguezpabon is a pay clerk at Quantico. When she came across a multi-vehicle crash, she stopped, checked on the victims, and used her belt as a makeshift tourniquet for an injured passenger. She stayed until emergency responders evacuated everyone.

Then she went k on the people she’d helped.

It doesn't matter what your MOS is, anyone can make a difference.

Sometimes, someone just needs a hug

Eldest went and took a shit, prefaced it with, "I WILL clog your toilet."

Lo, wrecked that whole space.