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FILE 13: THE BOTTOM OF THE BAG
FLOOR 7, JUNGLE BROKERS TOWER. THE PRIVATE EQUITY BOSS.
Every floor below this one rents its relationship to money. Brokers move it and never hold it. Market makers hold it for minutes. Bankers advise on it and walk away with a fee. Venture bets igh it.
Floor 7 owns.
He buys whole companies, loads them with their own borrowed money, puts his people in charge, and sells what is left standing years later. Nothing on this floor is rented. Everything is owned, or it is nothing.
He was reported on the 1st Floor. Signed in on the 2nd. The 3rd stood its ground. The 4th refused to price him. The 5th talked about the future. The 6th sold out of a full book to make room for him.
Nobody on Floor 7 asked what he is worth. Floor 7 asks a different question. Who holds the controlling stake in you, and is it for sale?
The boss does not judge by eye. He measures. The lens over his eye has read a thousand data rooms, and the stars in his fur are whole portfolios. His other half carries the rest of him in the open, a window where the galaxy got in.
Then the mutant did something no floor has done.
He set his own pack on the table.
The red backpack is the rarest thing a money ape can wear, and it earns three times over. Everyone in the tower thinks the pack is about the bananas. It is not. The bananas sit on top. They are the cover.
He took the bananas out and set them aside. He reached past where they had been, all the way to the bottom of the bag, and brought out a wooden box. Brass corners. A clasp. The gold mark of BankFi on the lid, the bank that stands behind the vaults.
He pushed it across the table to the Chairman's mutant.
And he opened it.
What came out of the box was not a thing. It was light. Gold light, in a tower that has only ever glowed green. The green is what the tower does to you. The gold is what it is all for. Nobody at that table looked straight into it, and what sits under that light is still nobody's business but theirs.
He did not reach for it. Not yet. He stood over it with one fist hanging in the gold, reading the terms.
One more thing about Floor 7, and it has never been posted anywhere.
The boss is a member of ACLE.
A silent member. No announcement, no roster post, his name simply on the books of the club whose winners go into the tanks. The venture man on the 5th Floor scouts those fights like deal flow. The man on the 7th has quietly owned a seat in the club the whole time. The selection was never just entertainment. It has owners.
The ape holds the key. The mutant holds the vault. And under the bananas, at the bottom of the bag, the vault keeps its own secrets.
He is still standing at that table.
8th Floor is next.
@TheSuitedApes #SuitUp #SASMutants
FLOOR 7, JUNGLE BROKERS TOWER. THE PRIVATE EQUITY BOSS.
Every floor below this one rents its relationship to money. Brokers move it and never hold it. Market makers hold it for minutes. Bankers advise on it and walk away with a fee. Venture bets igh it.
Floor 7 owns.
He buys whole companies, loads them with their own borrowed money, puts his people in charge, and sells what is left standing years later. Nothing on this floor is rented. Everything is owned, or it is nothing.
He was reported on the 1st Floor. Signed in on the 2nd. The 3rd stood its ground. The 4th refused to price him. The 5th talked about the future. The 6th sold out of a full book to make room for him.
Nobody on Floor 7 asked what he is worth. Floor 7 asks a different question. Who holds the controlling stake in you, and is it for sale?
The boss does not judge by eye. He measures. The lens over his eye has read a thousand data rooms, and the stars in his fur are whole portfolios. His other half carries the rest of him in the open, a window where the galaxy got in.
Then the mutant did something no floor has done.
He set his own pack on the table.
The red backpack is the rarest thing a money ape can wear, and it earns three times over. Everyone in the tower thinks the pack is about the bananas. It is not. The bananas sit on top. They are the cover.
He took the bananas out and set them aside. He reached past where they had been, all the way to the bottom of the bag, and brought out a wooden box. Brass corners. A clasp. The gold mark of BankFi on the lid, the bank that stands behind the vaults.
He pushed it across the table to the Chairman's mutant.
And he opened it.
What came out of the box was not a thing. It was light. Gold light, in a tower that has only ever glowed green. The green is what the tower does to you. The gold is what it is all for. Nobody at that table looked straight into it, and what sits under that light is still nobody's business but theirs.
He did not reach for it. Not yet. He stood over it with one fist hanging in the gold, reading the terms.
One more thing about Floor 7, and it has never been posted anywhere.
The boss is a member of ACLE.
A silent member. No announcement, no roster post, his name simply on the books of the club whose winners go into the tanks. The venture man on the 5th Floor scouts those fights like deal flow. The man on the 7th has quietly owned a seat in the club the whole time. The selection was never just entertainment. It has owners.
The ape holds the key. The mutant holds the vault. And under the bananas, at the bottom of the bag, the vault keeps its own secrets.
He is still standing at that table.
8th Floor is next.
@TheSuitedApes #SuitUp #SASMutants
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#SuitUp
Are you in?
Are you in?
MUTANTS ARE COMING! 🦍
Some of you clever Apes have already discovered our official mutants OpenSea collection! 👀🦍
🔒 Lock it in and bookmark this page! Beware of fake collections and impersonators.
🔗 opensea.io/collection/off…
📸 Snapshot: NOT FINAL
📅 Mint Date: TBD (Current date is a placeholder)
🍌 Mint Cost: FREE (SAS Holders only)
🦍 Mint Allocation: 1 FREE Mutant Mint for EACH SAS you own!
The final snapshot will be taken right before mint. We will continue updating snapshots periodically and officially announce all mint details.
🔍 In the meantime, feel free to check how many Mutants you're currently eligible to mint! Eligibility may change until the final snapshot.
New SAS holders, you still have time! 🔥
#RobinhoodChain #SuitUp
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Ant retweeted
Click the buttons and do the things for hood morning spaces.
Set those reminders
I have more gtd spots for @CompanionsWfit for the space Friday!
Lets grow robinhood chain….
x.com/i/spaces/1ZBjJ…
Set those reminders
I have more gtd spots for @CompanionsWfit for the space Friday!
Lets grow robinhood chain….
x.com/i/spaces/1ZBjJ…
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FANG DASH IS LIVE 🦇🎮
VAMPS x @JSTK_NFT just dropped a full 3D obstacle course. Three maps. Turn into bats and dash through everything in your way.
🏆 2 Joystick Junkies NFTs (valued at $22 each)
How winners are picked:
The 2 fastest holders on each of the 3 maps go into a . 2 winners are drawn at random.
To enter:
1️⃣ Follow @VampsOnChain, @JSTK_NFT and @ToddBell0311
2️⃣ Quote repost this and answer: what is your favorite part about being a Vamps community member?
3️⃣ Play NFT Giveaway mode and finish all 3 maps. The game gives you a map you have not finished yet each time, so that is 3 runs
4️⃣ Post your finish screenshot with the Post on X button in game
You must hold 2 delisted Vamps. We will be verifying every winner is a holder. Every run is replayed and checked by the server: bots, scripts and AI players do not count.
48 hours. Ends Saturday at 12 PM EST.
Delist your Vamps. Run it 👇
games.vamps.wtf/junkies/
VAMPS x @JSTK_NFT just dropped a full 3D obstacle course. Three maps. Turn into bats and dash through everything in your way.
🏆 2 Joystick Junkies NFTs (valued at $22 each)
How winners are picked:
The 2 fastest holders on each of the 3 maps go into a . 2 winners are drawn at random.
To enter:
1️⃣ Follow @VampsOnChain, @JSTK_NFT and @ToddBell0311
2️⃣ Quote repost this and answer: what is your favorite part about being a Vamps community member?
3️⃣ Play NFT Giveaway mode and finish all 3 maps. The game gives you a map you have not finished yet each time, so that is 3 runs
4️⃣ Post your finish screenshot with the Post on X button in game
You must hold 2 delisted Vamps. We will be verifying every winner is a holder. Every run is replayed and checked by the server: bots, scripts and AI players do not count.
48 hours. Ends Saturday at 12 PM EST.
Delist your Vamps. Run it 👇
games.vamps.wtf/junkies/
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Ant retweeted
"Arson.. wen @StrayCucks in Google and Apple wallet? Arson?! Hello where are you?! You said you had news when you got back from your trip!?"
Well.. I have been having a bit of a fling with Strawberry Letter 23
"BUT WTF DOES THAT MEAN!?"
Shh.. put me in your pocket.. is coming
Well.. I have been having a bit of a fling with Strawberry Letter 23
"BUT WTF DOES THAT MEAN!?"
Shh.. put me in your pocket.. is coming
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Excited to be Minting this one on Mov 17th!
NOVEMBER 17 — MARK YOUR CALENDARS
The day we unleash COMPANIONS on @RobinhoodApp
Nothing will ever be the same after this.
A new chapter begins. The Labyrinth is about to get MUCH bigger
More details coming very soon.
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Ant retweeted
What are the odds there are only 21 shinobi headbands and I minted one?
Yall know that headband is the vibe
Yall know that headband is the vibe
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Gm! Quack 🪶
I’ll be giving out 10 Mallard Order Initiates NFTs
In honor of the hyper anticipated and superb reveal of the @TMO_RH NFTs on robinhood.
To Win one of the 10 Free Mallards:
- Follow @TMO_RH @Demosthenes555
- Hold an @OpulentCets NFT (opensea.io/collection/opu…)
- e Discord channel
Big shout out and thank you to @Demosthenes555 x @TMO_RH , thank you so much for the great art, the passion, the community development, and the highly coveted collaboration with @OpulentCets.
I’ll be giving out 10 Mallard Order Initiates NFTs
In honor of the hyper anticipated and superb reveal of the @TMO_RH NFTs on robinhood.
To Win one of the 10 Free Mallards:
- Follow @TMO_RH @Demosthenes555
- Hold an @OpulentCets NFT (opensea.io/collection/opu…)
- e Discord channel
Big shout out and thank you to @Demosthenes555 x @TMO_RH , thank you so much for the great art, the passion, the community development, and the highly coveted collaboration with @OpulentCets.
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