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friendly reminder that i’m not gonna follow or follow back anyone who doesn’t have their age in their bio 🫶🏻
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this is who they’re trusting to fix ao3??
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i am so fucking sick and tired of these tweets constantly being on my fyp ??!!? FUCK OFF
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genuinely what the fuck made them do this ???
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@ dan and phil
piss kinks are so funny be like what do you do after you’re covered in piss???? like do you just stay in the piss??? you’re not like “oh great now i’m covered in piss”???
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ok so i think i’ve come to the conclusion that i AM bisexual after all (i’ve been wondering if i was a lesbian for a year now)..
but i THINK i just have a quite limited type when it comes to men and i overall don’t like/trust them that much, and i am WAY more attracted to women
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plus my demisexuality also plays a an extremely enormous role for me, and it comes way more into play with men, since i struggle to form proper connection to them (i overall just don’t really like the average man + past man trauma 🤪)
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places i live! 😁
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If I get a strike, you’re gay
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the duality of phandom
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wait omg it would literally be exactly the same but flipped
what if everything was the same but dans name was Phil and phils name was Dan
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Fucking dead
i hanged myself when i was 6 i pretended to be an astronaut in space and i saw they had rope-like things connected to their suits but i didnt want to tie it around my stomach because i would get bad stomachaches back then so i tied the rope around my neck and jumped off the porch
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How Phil's been moving recently:
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remember when dan used to be the one who would say the most unhinged things and phil would be flabbergasted that he would say that?? when in reality phil is the one who actually talks mad shit to the point where dan looks tame next to him

don’t let anyone tell you phil can’t act
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NO ONE DRINKS BEER IN A WAY THATS NOT PERFORMATIVE!!!!!! I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT!!!! THERES NO PLEASURE FROM IT!!!!! FUCK OFF!!!!!!
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“i can’t get you out of my head
first thing in the morning
my nightmares in bed”

talk about taking the lyrics literal 💀💀
i had another night terror where i woke up to myself sitting in bed screaming at the top of my lungs scaring the shit out of my dog and cat… i can’t remember what i dreamed besides dan and phil being there 😭😭😭
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i fucking wish i would learn to proofread my tweets before posting them …
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this was already bad but after the latest pod ep it is so much worse 😃
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Phil asking for a non-binary shower gel
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pov youre about to be hit over the head with a metal pipe by dan howell
it's okay look at the ground and close your eyes everything will be fine
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maybe the bus tour was the friends we made along the way
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